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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
I'm just not sure I can handle another Wicked publicity tour
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm just not sure I can handle another Wicked publicity tour
The pope's favorite movie is The Godfather Part III
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The pope's favorite movie is The Godfather Part III
FOMO but also our house faces east and I am lazy
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
FOMO but also our house faces east and I am lazy
I feel like if you removed Elon's head from his body, like with, say, a guillotine, the head would just float off into the ether
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I feel like if you removed Elon's head from his body, like with, say, a guillotine, the head would just float off into the ether
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Sean Duffy: "what this country needs is fewer air traffic controllers, and for those who do show up to work to be demoralized"
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sean Duffy: "what this country needs is fewer air traffic controllers, and for those who do show up to work to be demoralized"
This ballroom will start falling apart the moment it's finished because that's how Trump builds things
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This ballroom will start falling apart the moment it's finished because that's how Trump builds things
oh hey you big dumb homunculus WHY did they have to have them expire why was that huh
tfw you're being quoted by Dear Leader's propaganda megaphone.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
oh hey you big dumb homunculus WHY did they have to have them expire why was that huh
3 of the pieces of data were missing and it was 20 minutes late and cold
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
3 of the pieces of data were missing and it was 20 minutes late and cold
Seeing Laura Ingraham even mildly push back against Trump (and in some places it was even beyond mild) is so disorienting I feel like I'm on shrooms
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seeing Laura Ingraham even mildly push back against Trump (and in some places it was even beyond mild) is so disorienting I feel like I'm on shrooms
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Even if you don’t care about people who use drugs - you really should care about other people - they will still just lie that you are a person who uses drugs when they want other people not to care about you
After José's arrest sparked outrage in August, DHS attacked him in a press release, calling him a "criminal illegal alien, not a firefighter." DHS has cited a 12-year-old drug delivery charge while failing to acknowledge the charge was dismissed.
Full @us.theguardian.com interview and story here:
Full @us.theguardian.com interview and story here:
US firefighter detained on the job speaks out after deportation: ‘I feel betrayed’
Exclusive: Border patrol arrested José Bertin Cruz-Estrada while he was battling a wildfire in Washington. He is now in Mexico, separated from his family in Oregon
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Even if you don’t care about people who use drugs - you really should care about other people - they will still just lie that you are a person who uses drugs when they want other people not to care about you
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If you have not already seen “Ran,” I’d cancel your plans for this evening and remedy the oversight. Nakadai’s performance as King Lear is one for the ages. After first viewing it ages ago, I sat in stunned silence for a good twenty minutes.
Tatsuya Nakadai, Japanese Star Known for ‘Ran’ and Other Classics, Dies at 92
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you have not already seen “Ran,” I’d cancel your plans for this evening and remedy the oversight. Nakadai’s performance as King Lear is one for the ages. After first viewing it ages ago, I sat in stunned silence for a good twenty minutes.
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
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good news, we now officially measure the economy with the burrito taxi index
Trump admin Press Secretary citing DoorDash on local commerce price levels.
Quite possibly the most cursed ‘economic indicator’ I have ever seen.
Quite possibly the most cursed ‘economic indicator’ I have ever seen.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
good news, we now officially measure the economy with the burrito taxi index
Explaining Sean Duffy's origin story to husband. Then I'm talking about Pedro and Puck and Judd and Genesis and it's such a rabbit hole.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Explaining Sean Duffy's origin story to husband. Then I'm talking about Pedro and Puck and Judd and Genesis and it's such a rabbit hole.
keep fucking that chicken, Disney
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
keep fucking that chicken, Disney
The first bastille is on First Street NE
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The first bastille is on First Street NE
I have bronchitis, so I'm on an inhaler and I am terrible at using it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have bronchitis, so I'm on an inhaler and I am terrible at using it.
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one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later
I wanna get pregnant at a DAUGHTRY concert
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I wanna get pregnant at a DAUGHTRY concert
I have fly to Miami in two weeks and boy howdy am I not looking forward to that. Not a big fan of dying a plane crash.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have fly to Miami in two weeks and boy howdy am I not looking forward to that. Not a big fan of dying a plane crash.
oh what's his job again?
[googles]
what the everloving fuck
[googles]
what the everloving fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
oh what's his job again?
[googles]
what the everloving fuck
[googles]
what the everloving fuck
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
When The Onion swings it does not miss
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
When The Onion swings it does not miss
The Nobel Prize in Economics goes to.... the Door State State of Local Commerce report
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The Nobel Prize in Economics goes to.... the Door State State of Local Commerce report