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@colonelborkmundus.bsky.social
deeply unserious, i cannot stress this enough
fil-am. time split b/t mpls and the pnw. will tell you if your piano is haunted. occasionally very computer.
🇵🇭🇺🇸🌈🧶🦝
fil-am. time split b/t mpls and the pnw. will tell you if your piano is haunted. occasionally very computer.
🇵🇭🇺🇸🌈🧶🦝
Pinned
is it mania? is it neurodivergence??? is it maybelline?????
currently playing ff12 for realsies and am extremely annoyed about finding all the withered trees in the giza plains (rainy season) to shove into the water so i can have a driftwood bridge to get to a mark i'm hunting (i refuse to look up a guide)
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
currently playing ff12 for realsies and am extremely annoyed about finding all the withered trees in the giza plains (rainy season) to shove into the water so i can have a driftwood bridge to get to a mark i'm hunting (i refuse to look up a guide)
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for years my parents accused me of going into the pantry at night and eating snacks and leaving a mess. This continued for years, and suspiciously continued while I WAS IN THE ARMY IN GERMANY, yet I still got blamed.
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
for years my parents accused me of going into the pantry at night and eating snacks and leaving a mess. This continued for years, and suspiciously continued while I WAS IN THE ARMY IN GERMANY, yet I still got blamed.
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
impatiently waiting for eso to finish downloading so i can play it with my partner :c
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
impatiently waiting for eso to finish downloading so i can play it with my partner :c
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I just wrapped up a very ambitious and fun piece and I am excited to share more 🐟
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I just wrapped up a very ambitious and fun piece and I am excited to share more 🐟
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soulsborne lore
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
soulsborne lore
contemplating whether or not an esquie mask tattoo would work for a scar coverup. it would be fitting, no?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
contemplating whether or not an esquie mask tattoo would work for a scar coverup. it would be fitting, no?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
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ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
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This is why I don't knit for people I don't love/feel very moved to knit for. Not even for an hourly living wage, not even for barter. Knitting is one of my magics and I'm protective of that energy/wear on my body.
If someone knits or crochets you a blanket or sweater, they want to keep you warm AND they dedicated many hours of their lives to making it for you.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is why I don't knit for people I don't love/feel very moved to knit for. Not even for an hourly living wage, not even for barter. Knitting is one of my magics and I'm protective of that energy/wear on my body.
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oh shit RIP alice wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
oh shit RIP alice wong
Mr Cardamom himself randomly popped up on my generated Fil-Am rap playlist during my commute this morning. What a time to be alive
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mr Cardamom himself randomly popped up on my generated Fil-Am rap playlist during my commute this morning. What a time to be alive
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imagine believing in the personal automobile as the highest ideal of transportation when you could be day drinking at 160mph and walk off a train in the middle of downtown.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
imagine believing in the personal automobile as the highest ideal of transportation when you could be day drinking at 160mph and walk off a train in the middle of downtown.
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👎 struggle sessions
👍 snuggle sessions
👍 snuggle sessions
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
👎 struggle sessions
👍 snuggle sessions
👍 snuggle sessions
I just picked up Kleenex and some pens (all I can manage right now). Let's get this taken care of!
**classroom literacy needs**
hey folks,
i have some classroom literacy needs for quarter 2. the range is $6 - $40 (pastel pencil case). this should get us through another Minnesota winter! ❄️✍️🥶
thank u! 🫶🫶
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
hey folks,
i have some classroom literacy needs for quarter 2. the range is $6 - $40 (pastel pencil case). this should get us through another Minnesota winter! ❄️✍️🥶
thank u! 🫶🫶
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just picked up Kleenex and some pens (all I can manage right now). Let's get this taken care of!
first attempt to give my elderly cat meds: a total fucking clown show lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
first attempt to give my elderly cat meds: a total fucking clown show lol
update: not stroke like we were worried about, but a gnarly dental and ear infection that's giving him vertigo
teefy extraction and a whole lot of wet food is in grandpa babyman's future, smdh
teefy extraction and a whole lot of wet food is in grandpa babyman's future, smdh
i've had neville for 15+ years since he was a kitten. i am finding that... nothing really prepares you for the heartbreak of aging pets? he declined very suddenly last night and is seeing the vet today. keep us in your thoughts, i guess? b and i have pretty much been nonstop crying since last night
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
update: not stroke like we were worried about, but a gnarly dental and ear infection that's giving him vertigo
teefy extraction and a whole lot of wet food is in grandpa babyman's future, smdh
teefy extraction and a whole lot of wet food is in grandpa babyman's future, smdh
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
i've had neville for 15+ years since he was a kitten. i am finding that... nothing really prepares you for the heartbreak of aging pets? he declined very suddenly last night and is seeing the vet today. keep us in your thoughts, i guess? b and i have pretty much been nonstop crying since last night
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i've had neville for 15+ years since he was a kitten. i am finding that... nothing really prepares you for the heartbreak of aging pets? he declined very suddenly last night and is seeing the vet today. keep us in your thoughts, i guess? b and i have pretty much been nonstop crying since last night
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Also, do I know anyone who's looking for freelance opportunities? DM me. I have a lead.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Also, do I know anyone who's looking for freelance opportunities? DM me. I have a lead.
went on a lunch date to the Lowry Cafe! soooo goood
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
went on a lunch date to the Lowry Cafe! soooo goood
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wait i love the washington DOT instagram
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
wait i love the washington DOT instagram
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[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
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Drop the teaser trailer on Bisexual Visibility Day you cowards
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Drop the teaser trailer on Bisexual Visibility Day you cowards
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[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
friend's kid snuck extra halloween candy into my overcoat pockets last night without me noticing until today 💛
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
friend's kid snuck extra halloween candy into my overcoat pockets last night without me noticing until today 💛