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C🎃lin
@colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
I didn’t go look at the aurora borealis last night because I don’t think it’s that impressive (was stuck at the hospital)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It is my duty as a father to clean my dog’s eye boogers each and every morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Anesthesia standing up and looking over the drapes during a long case
“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tell me you don’t know what palliative care means without telling me you don’t know what palliative care means.

I gave so many drugs today outside palliative care.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Anesthesia standing up and looking over the drapes during a long case
“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Had to change my password again today

The good news is I will be graduating in less than 3 password expirations!
Just changed my school password for the 4th time since I created my online account. Only like 14 more password changes before I graduate. Passwords expiring after 70 days is absolutely insane.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 4th: let it be known that this date will go down in history (it was my birthday)
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This is a sport for perverts
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
[My sleepy wife] new baseball rule: you should only get two foul balls per at bat
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Very happy to report I made it home to watch this very stressful game from the 7th inning on
Come on Jays. I have a dinner reservation tomorrow and won’t be able to watch this potential game 7. Close it out y’all!
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Texas really tried to lose this game in the 4th quarter

Happy they failed but damn y’all there more exciting than it should have been
Vanderbilt converts on 4th and 19 from their own 2-yard line?
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m not sure how effective that Pixel commercial where iPhones are portrayed as ice cream cones is

Don’t they know ice cream team is amazing? I fucking love vanilla soft serve! 🍦
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hospital patients are going to revolt
MTV has cancelled "Ridiculousness" after 14 years and 46 seasons.

Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Come on Jays. I have a dinner reservation tomorrow and won’t be able to watch this potential game 7. Close it out y’all!
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This could be one of those “say what your job is without saying what your job is” things
Bought a new pair of work shoes and the first thing spilled on them was ancef
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bought a new pair of work shoes and the first thing spilled on them was ancef
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM