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C🎅lin
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Dogs, bikes, and anesthesia
I haven’t been on here lately because the state of the world and the amount of doomscrolling I was doing were not doing good things for my mental health. But ima pop back in to share this because I’m freaking proud of myself in my first ever half marathon

Ok back to spending time doing other things
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago.

And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Grad school has made for lots of ebbs/flows of time constraints, motivation, & fatigue and I am ending the year not having accomplished a goal I had which was to get at least 1 night of bike camping in.

So here’s a shot I took during a quick spin on my bday last month. And I graduate in May!
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Panic! At the Disco
If band names were literal, what would be the worst concert to attend?
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Local news will never show you a weather forecast. You get a tiny tease of a forecast with the promise of the rest “coming up on your Weather First Forecast” in perpetuity
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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"I recently spoke with Santa Claus, who is currently coordinating his staff of immortal blue-collar elves, about the morality of children and his friendship with a creature whom many carolers consider a war criminal: Krampus."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Life of an over-thinker
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Now that he has and will continue to make it his entire personality that he’s never seen Friends, I suspect that he then will be caught in a huge scandal when someone calls him Chanandler Bong and he replies, “actually is MISS Chanandler Bong”
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This would fix me
'Tis the season!

“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.

#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Asked my neighbor if he had a handsaw I could borrow to trim the bottom of our Christmas tree off an he hands me this. My dawg.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he will be the next head coach at Tulane
SOURCE: Florida is set to hire Tulane’s Jon Sumrall as UF’s new coach. He did an amazing job at Tulane and Troy and knows the SEC well.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok we made a pecan pie so things are looking up a little bit
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No. No. Yes.
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m a 39 year old who has been watching college football nearly my entire life. Somehow only today I learned that Ole Miss/Miss St’s rivalry game is called the Egg Bowl???
How have I ever known this game is called the Egg Bowl before?
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m so glad I got on a plane yesterday at 7am after working until 11pm the night before to visit my 79 year old father in law, see his favorite right wing memes taped to the wall, and eat Whataburger for Thanksgiving dinner

Facebook finished what Fox News started: destroying old peoples’ brains
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I feel bad that Skee-Lo is self conscious about people laughing at him for driving a hatchback but it’s a skill issue. Station wagons rule, you just gotta own that shit and say f the haters
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM