C🎃lin
@colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
Smoke em if you got em
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Smoke em if you got em
Sounds like someone read Not Without Peril
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sounds like someone read Not Without Peril
![King of the Hill Texas longhorn meme:
[frame 1]: Bobby looks up at Hank and asks, “is it ok that I feel like I don’t want to live anymore?”
[frame 2]: Bobby (wearing a Texas Longhorn football jersey, standing in front of Dale and Bill who also are wearing Texas gear) answers, “yes Bobby that’s normal”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xnfkttoinawroogb737ovr2l/bafkreibh7zfdkxz6dlw7wpjukzkb7jn6nl62w3h5boqebydi2vrrdpsv3u@jpeg)
This shit is the bomb
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This shit is the bomb
Funniest picture I’ve ever seen of Chvostek sign. Like wtf is this guy poking my face? Can you stop please?
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Funniest picture I’ve ever seen of Chvostek sign. Like wtf is this guy poking my face? Can you stop please?
Only three things are inevitable in life
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Only three things are inevitable in life
Paul Prudhomme is an absolute legend. I can’t personally speak to either book but my friend has Prudhomme’s and considers it essential
To throw something a wildcard in there, you might consider Melissa Martin’s Mosquito Supper Club. But if you’re looking for the ultimate classic, go with Prudhomme
To throw something a wildcard in there, you might consider Melissa Martin’s Mosquito Supper Club. But if you’re looking for the ultimate classic, go with Prudhomme
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Paul Prudhomme is an absolute legend. I can’t personally speak to either book but my friend has Prudhomme’s and considers it essential
To throw something a wildcard in there, you might consider Melissa Martin’s Mosquito Supper Club. But if you’re looking for the ultimate classic, go with Prudhomme
To throw something a wildcard in there, you might consider Melissa Martin’s Mosquito Supper Club. But if you’re looking for the ultimate classic, go with Prudhomme
Aer lingus sounds like something you treat with an antifungal
August 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Aer lingus sounds like something you treat with an antifungal
Sweaty, out of breath, and showing off my amazing helmet hair. My garmin tried to kill me this morning with its suggested sprint workout.
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sweaty, out of breath, and showing off my amazing helmet hair. My garmin tried to kill me this morning with its suggested sprint workout.
If y’all don’t hear from me again it’s because I can’t escape from this bathroom with a no exit sign on the only door
July 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If y’all don’t hear from me again it’s because I can’t escape from this bathroom with a no exit sign on the only door
Anesthesia today be like
July 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anesthesia today be like
Grand Budapest Hotel employee looking ass
July 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Grand Budapest Hotel employee looking ass
So you’re this old meme but for flags
![How my parents see me when I fix the computer: [picture of a guy sitting at a laptop in front of a backdrop of binary that harkens to the Matrix]
How it really is: [Google search for “how to fix the problem”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xnfkttoinawroogb737ovr2l/bafkreicr6pc4ubzvovuj2vjjr25wsvyjrvw6bqs4nycc5tikmecyrngetu@jpeg)
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So you’re this old meme but for flags
Omg cait are you serious right now. Look at this perfect angel!
June 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Omg cait are you serious right now. Look at this perfect angel!
Texting my wife while she’s taking a bath so we can start that surely terrible new movie on HBO Max called Cleaner
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Texting my wife while she’s taking a bath so we can start that surely terrible new movie on HBO Max called Cleaner
Tiki in a go-cup
My wife: “what’s what they put pho to-go in”
My wife: “what’s what they put pho to-go in”
June 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tiki in a go-cup
My wife: “what’s what they put pho to-go in”
My wife: “what’s what they put pho to-go in”
Can confirm the feeling of empowerment gained from joining a protest earlier today
June 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can confirm the feeling of empowerment gained from joining a protest earlier today
I mean look at them! Bff fr
June 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I mean look at them! Bff fr
Post-clinical post-study sesh mai tai
June 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Post-clinical post-study sesh mai tai
I love that my big gay dog can poop in this yard
Happy pride!
Happy pride!
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I love that my big gay dog can poop in this yard
Happy pride!
Happy pride!
