Roland the Farter
@colerusty.bsky.social
world's tallest lil guy - knee deep in the hoopla
I'm donna dip off of bluesky until further notice. Shoot me a message if you wanna stay in contact, and ill give you my discord info.
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm donna dip off of bluesky until further notice. Shoot me a message if you wanna stay in contact, and ill give you my discord info.
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that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums
Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts
Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.
www.popsci.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums
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(in a buddhist temple) man the shit deluxe
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
(in a buddhist temple) man the shit deluxe
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doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had
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ON OCTOBER 13TH BLUESKY IS CHANGING THEIR PRIVACY POLICY. I DO NOT GIVE BLUESKY PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS OR PHOTOS, OR INFORMATION BOTH PAST AND FUTURE TO CREATE A VIRTUAL REALITY CREATED TO DISTRACT ME AS THEY HARVEST THE ENERGY FROM MY BODY. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEN BLUESKY WILL USE YOU
October 12, 2023 at 6:51 PM
ON OCTOBER 13TH BLUESKY IS CHANGING THEIR PRIVACY POLICY. I DO NOT GIVE BLUESKY PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS OR PHOTOS, OR INFORMATION BOTH PAST AND FUTURE TO CREATE A VIRTUAL REALITY CREATED TO DISTRACT ME AS THEY HARVEST THE ENERGY FROM MY BODY. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEN BLUESKY WILL USE YOU
a new hope is the second episode of the third season of andor
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
a new hope is the second episode of the third season of andor
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“What You Fail to See Mr. Pope” has intense potential across multiple meme formats
WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“What You Fail to See Mr. Pope” has intense potential across multiple meme formats
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Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/
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What is the crime? Delivering a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
What is the crime? Delivering a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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wow! thanks to the power of AI, not even death can stop stan lee from taking credit for the work of jack kirby
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
wow! thanks to the power of AI, not even death can stop stan lee from taking credit for the work of jack kirby
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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i didn’t know you were supposed to write them down
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i didn’t know you were supposed to write them down
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Shhh let them cook
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shhh let them cook
i didn't know he was on that lonely stoner shit
September 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i didn't know he was on that lonely stoner shit
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Congratulations Jimmy Kennel
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Congratulations Jimmy Kennel
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Jarritos Jarritos Binks
September 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jarritos Jarritos Binks
eating pussy with this on so i can watch for theeats
September 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
eating pussy with this on so i can watch for theeats
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Brio really got that autism demo locked tf down with this one
September 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Brio really got that autism demo locked tf down with this one
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going to mexico for their all-natural autism-free tylenol
September 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
going to mexico for their all-natural autism-free tylenol
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