Pobnellion
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Pobnellion
@pobnellion.com
I am a genius, all alone genius.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose death on Friday was shrouded in mystery, was a tireless advocate for the voiceless. In 2018, we can all celebrate this by never talking to a "ruth bader" again.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My wife has just informed me that my organs are not working very well. Ive been sleeping well instead of breaking out the Euthanasia knife
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
(after several minutes of awkward silence) Who the heck is Tutankhamen?
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My balls are swelling up and they're getting infected. Fortunately they're completely dilated.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I could have a huge beetle in me
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i am a socialist now but i was a monarchist once
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
im having, ahem , a little bit of a rough day !
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cock's Ball
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just killed
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Im the king of the earth im the king of this place and if you dont like that you can always knock the air out of my lungs
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
this is my NEW MESSAGE
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wish I was dead, with my head cut off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if you think my tweets are stupid you're a big piece of shit
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
When a guy is speaking to a woman, you can tell pretty quick what he's talking about. And if you don't catch that, he might be talking about his Pussy!
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The world is full of negativity (neither positive nor negative), but the way I see it, negativity exists only to serve as a reminder for us to despise. - Buddha
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I would never be fooled by the magic of cinema
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"i hope the joker gets his comeuppance"
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My idea of a good time: chilling out in the grass
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
im gonna go to the gym and drink 6 cups of coffee and have some protein shakes and watch the sun rises out of the west tonight and try to raise the morale of the boys
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have some horrible news for all of my followers
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
(cute Veteran): Ive been getting a lot of texts from my comrades saying theyre about to explode

(off-handedly to third party emissary): He must not mean what you think. These are my comrades, after all. Theyre getting killed on a regular basis
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I have been ordered by my superior to destroy any and all souls that have not yet succumbed to the evil machine known as me (mercenaries, that's me)
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Pussy so good, I wish i could take a bite out of it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM