im just gonna say it. if elected mayor ill start taking Perc 30.
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
im just gonna say it. if elected mayor ill start taking Perc 30.
I need to smoke some weed to lower my stress levels and toHHHGHGHGHGHHHAAHHH
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I need to smoke some weed to lower my stress levels and toHHHGHGHGHGHHHAAHHH
i have been told that if my tweet doesn't get 10,000 Likes by tomorrow night my life is forfeit
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
i have been told that if my tweet doesn't get 10,000 Likes by tomorrow night my life is forfeit
Just got shot down by a devastating missile. What are we going to do now
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just got shot down by a devastating missile. What are we going to do now
My first two ASOS orders were a resounding success. Within 2 weeks my boobs were the biggest andest theyve ever been and theywere firm and round as to be considered full-on D cups.
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My first two ASOS orders were a resounding success. Within 2 weeks my boobs were the biggest andest theyve ever been and theywere firm and round as to be considered full-on D cups.
(getting off of work) Fuck. Just caught a whiff of cr*p.
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
(getting off of work) Fuck. Just caught a whiff of cr*p.
Pretentious Manager Tastes Their Own Rubbish Dishes
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pretentious Manager Tastes Their Own Rubbish Dishes
imagine my life force absorbed into a diamond
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
imagine my life force absorbed into a diamond
my dick just bulbously out of my shorts
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
my dick just bulbously out of my shorts
I need a big bag of dope gummy worms!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I need a big bag of dope gummy worms!!!!!!!!
The world population is 811,913,466,421
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The world population is 811,913,466,421
I am LIVE on Twitch, just minutes away from my live show at 23:45. Join me:
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I am LIVE on Twitch, just minutes away from my live show at 23:45. Join me:
I'm enjoying playing the new Donald Trump game where I press Z every time I see poop
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm enjoying playing the new Donald Trump game where I press Z every time I see poop
if i see someone unfollow me my first thought is shut that account down and lock that account for life
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
if i see someone unfollow me my first thought is shut that account down and lock that account for life
you are the marshal, I am the goblin
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you are the marshal, I am the goblin
Im having an affair with the marshal @NYPD
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Im having an affair with the marshal @NYPD
The Pigeon King is coming to town!
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Pigeon King is coming to town!
If youre a villain the more people you hurt the more Evil you are
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If youre a villain the more people you hurt the more Evil you are
Gay porn is trending again, like never before.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Gay porn is trending again, like never before.
i'm a new man, I'm already 12 hours away from my first homosexual experience. i'm also pretty sure i smell nice wafts up from under the couch, though i'm having none of that fun
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i'm a new man, I'm already 12 hours away from my first homosexual experience. i'm also pretty sure i smell nice wafts up from under the couch, though i'm having none of that fun
I'm the only guy in history that's attempted to be a woman twice and failed both times
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm the only guy in history that's attempted to be a woman twice and failed both times
Gay sex is good for your dick. It sticks. It makes your dick stiff. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick small. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick big. It makes your dick small. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick long.
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Gay sex is good for your dick. It sticks. It makes your dick stiff. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick small. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick big. It makes your dick small. It makes your dick long. It makes your dick long.
Peeing and cumming in my stocking
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Peeing and cumming in my stocking
Me and Hugo are always talking about when we're gonna end world hunger and that's the plan
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me and Hugo are always talking about when we're gonna end world hunger and that's the plan