[sees a website called "The Onion"] " Onion " ? What are you even reading? *gets hungry*
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
[sees a website called "The Onion"] " Onion " ? What are you even reading? *gets hungry*
Pit bulls are the most physically and mentally ill animals you're ever likely to see. Extremely diseased.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pit bulls are the most physically and mentally ill animals you're ever likely to see. Extremely diseased.
If you are reading this text, you may have been infected by the Cryptid virus. Please clean it with soap and water or rub one out.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you are reading this text, you may have been infected by the Cryptid virus. Please clean it with soap and water or rub one out.
I want to be executed by a firing squad for saying what i said
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I want to be executed by a firing squad for saying what i said
My dick is small because I weigh 135,000 pounds.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
My dick is small because I weigh 135,000 pounds.
*showing you a picture of my toilet* a fly clogged my toilet
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*showing you a picture of my toilet* a fly clogged my toilet
(seeing the latest viral poop trend i've never heard of and getting angry) fuck this
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
(seeing the latest viral poop trend i've never heard of and getting angry) fuck this
my botfly larvae died in a fire 19 years ago this week
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my botfly larvae died in a fire 19 years ago this week
If my dick fell out while I was shaving I would be like na na na na na every day like my ipod stuck on replay
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If my dick fell out while I was shaving I would be like na na na na na every day like my ipod stuck on replay
[hands you rotten funko pop] A little something I have been holding onto from my gaming days
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
[hands you rotten funko pop] A little something I have been holding onto from my gaming days
I saw a battle droid beheaded, stabbed and bludgeoned to death in 2005 in Cambodia.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I saw a battle droid beheaded, stabbed and bludgeoned to death in 2005 in Cambodia.
[drooling] Pringles and Twix should be called SportDrink...
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[drooling] Pringles and Twix should be called SportDrink...
they put out a hit on king don's penis
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they put out a hit on king don's penis
The most incredible thing I encountered on this trip was when a group of Chinese tourists came to Budapest and stopped in front of the Bánya Bécs Museum and stared at it for an hour before finally leaving.
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The most incredible thing I encountered on this trip was when a group of Chinese tourists came to Budapest and stopped in front of the Bánya Bécs Museum and stared at it for an hour before finally leaving.
a guy i work with is a gay alchemist with some strange fusions. he's been doing strange experiments on me involving jizm
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
a guy i work with is a gay alchemist with some strange fusions. he's been doing strange experiments on me involving jizm
I am not scared of the vaccine. The vaccine is a metal piece covered in dangerous chemicals and it can cure any thing
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I am not scared of the vaccine. The vaccine is a metal piece covered in dangerous chemicals and it can cure any thing
A man with a mustache saw me coming and said "Hey! Scram! Put a little pep in your step!"
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A man with a mustache saw me coming and said "Hey! Scram! Put a little pep in your step!"
every man's heart is a beautiful song, like a big steaming organ
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
every man's heart is a beautiful song, like a big steaming organ
every night, i imagine myself descending into anechoic disrepute, and performing, on a vast inhuman stage, the feats of mechano acrobatics
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
every night, i imagine myself descending into anechoic disrepute, and performing, on a vast inhuman stage, the feats of mechano acrobatics
i have a bad attitude but also a deep understanding of "the game"
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i have a bad attitude but also a deep understanding of "the game"
When my wife makes me a cup of warm dark espresso my eyes sting and I fall to the floor like a moron
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When my wife makes me a cup of warm dark espresso my eyes sting and I fall to the floor like a moron
There's a giant frog outside asking for money or flys
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There's a giant frog outside asking for money or flys
*walking up behind girl with the green sprite* Why do you look like quan chi
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
*walking up behind girl with the green sprite* Why do you look like quan chi
i love my group duders
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i love my group duders
the "chick magnet" is fading from this world
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the "chick magnet" is fading from this world