Cody
@codywalks.bsky.social
My older brother did not die in a highly publicized car crash in 2013, thanks for asking.
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Grabbing Gandalf very forcibly by the shoulder and getting very serious and saying he cannot talk to my friend Pippin that way
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Grabbing Gandalf very forcibly by the shoulder and getting very serious and saying he cannot talk to my friend Pippin that way
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ban rhystic study, obviously. and then, what you do, is you make it a creature.
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
ban rhystic study, obviously. and then, what you do, is you make it a creature.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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Hey Chucky, they’re building a concentration camp in the city I work in, I think we’re little beyond making them “follow the standards”
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Hey Chucky, they’re building a concentration camp in the city I work in, I think we’re little beyond making them “follow the standards”
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got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Had my NFL career end overnight because the cameras got high def footage of me mouthing "He's so MEAN" after having a dust up with another player
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Had my NFL career end overnight because the cameras got high def footage of me mouthing "He's so MEAN" after having a dust up with another player
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HBO is 100% going to ruin Baldur's Gate. They'll make everyone queer and it'll be about refugees or something.
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
HBO is 100% going to ruin Baldur's Gate. They'll make everyone queer and it'll be about refugees or something.
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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The Muppets are representative of a human tradition going back thousands of years. They found crude paintings of Kermit in that Werner Herzog doc about the ancient caves
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The Muppets are representative of a human tradition going back thousands of years. They found crude paintings of Kermit in that Werner Herzog doc about the ancient caves
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
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LinkedIn career badge that says "not in the Epstein files"
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
LinkedIn career badge that says "not in the Epstein files"
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my friends think i'm wise but literally i am so stupid lol
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
my friends think i'm wise but literally i am so stupid lol
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