Chris Wilks
@cnwilks.bsky.social
Freelance writer and video editor | VO Artist | Film Festival Programmer | Bookworm | Cinephile
Everything written about every other president in history is pretty much completely irrelevant now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Everything written about every other president in history is pretty much completely irrelevant now.
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Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
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Just sinking my fingers into a bowl of Halloween M&Ms like Amelie sticking her hands in lentils.
a person 's hand is reaching into a bag of green beans with a sign that says 1 kg
Alt: Amelie sticks her fingers into a giant 1 kilo sack of French green lentils
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October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just sinking my fingers into a bowl of Halloween M&Ms like Amelie sticking her hands in lentils.
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RFK Jr looks like that one guy in every zombie movie who gets bitten but refuses to disclose it out of stubborn egotistical idiot selfishness, all while getting progressively clammier and more unhinged, until he finally goes full monster and gets spectacularly killed
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
RFK Jr looks like that one guy in every zombie movie who gets bitten but refuses to disclose it out of stubborn egotistical idiot selfishness, all while getting progressively clammier and more unhinged, until he finally goes full monster and gets spectacularly killed
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I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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Why are these standing ovations only at European film festivals and whatnot? Just once I wanna see the crowd at an AMC in Cleveland give a 9 minute standing ovation after Smurfs 5 or some shit.
August 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Why are these standing ovations only at European film festivals and whatnot? Just once I wanna see the crowd at an AMC in Cleveland give a 9 minute standing ovation after Smurfs 5 or some shit.
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Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
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A cluster of teens reading quietly is called a mystery.
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
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A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/col...
Collective Nouns for Librarians
A group of librarians is called a cardigan. A collection of empty chairs is called an author reading. A collection of Eric Carle books covered in s...
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August 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A cluster of teens reading quietly is called a mystery.
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/col...
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/col...
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Asking my car "what time does Wendy's close?" every night. I know the answer, I just want to talk to someone.
August 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Asking my car "what time does Wendy's close?" every night. I know the answer, I just want to talk to someone.
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comics is a great job to get into if you think you enjoy drawing too much and you want it to be a lot less fun
August 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
comics is a great job to get into if you think you enjoy drawing too much and you want it to be a lot less fun
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We’re raising our children with traditional gender roles. I.E. the girl will be taught that her only sense of self-esteem will come from her appearance, and the boy will learn that his only sense of self-worth comes from his lifted Ford F150 Raptor with available supercharged V8 engine.
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We’re raising our children with traditional gender roles. I.E. the girl will be taught that her only sense of self-esteem will come from her appearance, and the boy will learn that his only sense of self-worth comes from his lifted Ford F150 Raptor with available supercharged V8 engine.
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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My Myers Briggs type
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My Myers Briggs type
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I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
August 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
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What’s cool is that now when you yell “losers” at a bunch of masked ICE goons, there’s a chance one of them is Dean Cain
August 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
What’s cool is that now when you yell “losers” at a bunch of masked ICE goons, there’s a chance one of them is Dean Cain
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If I opened a pie store it would be called A Good Day to Pie, and if anyone asked about the name I would tell them the sign was a mistake and it was supposed to be A Good Day to Die and then I would spin a pistol on the table and play a round of Russian roulette with them. We won’t carry rhubarb.
August 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I opened a pie store it would be called A Good Day to Pie, and if anyone asked about the name I would tell them the sign was a mistake and it was supposed to be A Good Day to Die and then I would spin a pistol on the table and play a round of Russian roulette with them. We won’t carry rhubarb.
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The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
August 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
Celebrating another milestone. Shout out to my loyal army of bots, OF models, and the smattering of you who are real.
August 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Celebrating another milestone. Shout out to my loyal army of bots, OF models, and the smattering of you who are real.
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
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This is the car the villain drives in a period piece made 20 years from now
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is the car the villain drives in a period piece made 20 years from now
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
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a fun hallmark of this era is learning of people’s existence at the very moment their lives implode
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a fun hallmark of this era is learning of people’s existence at the very moment their lives implode