Zach Allen-Kelly
@zachwallen.bsky.social
I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing
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american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
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sofia cantore plays like someone changed the default settings on her controller
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
sofia cantore plays like someone changed the default settings on her controller
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You have to kill them twice, just to be sure.
Racing Louisville in a 0-0 scoreline:
a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus
Alt: a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You have to kill them twice, just to be sure.
Told you!
Racing's got one in em
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Told you!
Racing's got one in em
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Racing's got one in em
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Last weekend, five of the seven former #USL-C title-winners were knocked out of the postseason.
That means on Saturday night, five clubs have a chance to make their first trip to a #USL-C Conference Final in their histories.
Here's a look at each one.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
That means on Saturday night, five clubs have a chance to make their first trip to a #USL-C Conference Final in their histories.
Here's a look at each one.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
The USL Championship Playoffs are Wide Open, Who’ll Take Advantage?
Five clubs in Eastern & Western Conference Semifinals have chance to make deepest run in USL-C postseason on Saturday night
www.uslchampionship.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Last weekend, five of the seven former #USL-C title-winners were knocked out of the postseason.
That means on Saturday night, five clubs have a chance to make their first trip to a #USL-C Conference Final in their histories.
Here's a look at each one.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
That means on Saturday night, five clubs have a chance to make their first trip to a #USL-C Conference Final in their histories.
Here's a look at each one.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
New pod is up! We recap a weekend of high highs and low lows and look forward to preview Racing's first ever playoff game this weekend vamosmorados.com/podcast
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New pod is up! We recap a weekend of high highs and low lows and look forward to preview Racing's first ever playoff game this weekend vamosmorados.com/podcast
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Make that *Coach of the Month* Bev Yanez!
Tune into an extra episode this week, featuring @bekkimorgan.bsky.social's exclusive interview with Racing Louisville head coach Bev Yanez!
nwslthisweek.substack.com/p/special-ep...
nwslthisweek.substack.com/p/special-ep...
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Make that *Coach of the Month* Bev Yanez!
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
Thermostatic public opinion undefeated
🚨BREAKING: Three Democratic justices on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court have all won another 10-year term in a high-stakes retention election that saw a major GOP push to reshape the state’s highest court. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
In Win for Democracy in Pennsylvania, Dems Retain Majority on Supreme Court
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Thermostatic public opinion undefeated
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A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees
Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees
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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
I feel like this should be a bigger story? Other than emergency alerts I'm not seeing anything about it
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I feel like this should be a bigger story? Other than emergency alerts I'm not seeing anything about it
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the actual contrast is between spanberger/mamdani (focused message, vigorous campaigns) and sherrill (unfocused, half-hearted)
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
the actual contrast is between spanberger/mamdani (focused message, vigorous campaigns) and sherrill (unfocused, half-hearted)
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Racing Louisville finished in 9th place each of its first four seasons. On Sunday, they beat Bay FC 1-0 to clinch their first playoff spot as the No. 7 seed. Louisville coach Bev Yanez said she didn't want to know the Courage score but had to check at halftime. #NWSL
Louisville clinches NWSL playoffs after 4 misses
Racing Louisville FC clinched its first NWSL playoff spot on Sunday with a 1-0 victory over Bay FC, ending a run of four straight ninth-place finishes.
www.espn.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Racing Louisville finished in 9th place each of its first four seasons. On Sunday, they beat Bay FC 1-0 to clinch their first playoff spot as the No. 7 seed. Louisville coach Bev Yanez said she didn't want to know the Courage score but had to check at halftime. #NWSL
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The 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 to ever do it 🫡
With tonight’s playoff clinching victory, Racing head coach Bev Yanez is the first to reach the NWSL playoffs as a head coach 𝘼𝙉𝘿 player!
With tonight’s playoff clinching victory, Racing head coach Bev Yanez is the first to reach the NWSL playoffs as a head coach 𝘼𝙉𝘿 player!
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 to ever do it 🫡
With tonight’s playoff clinching victory, Racing head coach Bev Yanez is the first to reach the NWSL playoffs as a head coach 𝘼𝙉𝘿 player!
With tonight’s playoff clinching victory, Racing head coach Bev Yanez is the first to reach the NWSL playoffs as a head coach 𝘼𝙉𝘿 player!
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PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!
LETS GO ELLA!!! She's been due for a while
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
LETS GO ELLA!!! She's been due for a while