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Zach Allen-Kelly
@zachwallen.bsky.social
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I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing
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ianboudreau.com
Trump says they're going to make a "lot of money" from Venezuela's oil, oil companies say that's not possible, Rubio says they're not doing regime change and is now in charge of the government but there's still a Venezuelan government in place, they said it's about fentanyl but no charges mention it
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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thenutmegnews.com
FIFA Awards President Trump 2026 FIFA War Prize

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...
FIFA Awards President Trump 2026 FIFA War Prize — The Nutmeg News
FIFA (the international money laundering organization) announced that President Donald Trump was awarded the newly created 2026 FIFA War Prize after his air strikes, incursion and coup overnight in Ve...
www.thenutmegnews.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
the thing that strikes me about the Grok "apology" thing is that even those of us who are against "AI" as it is marketed to us have trouble not falling into the basic fallacy that they are trying to sell us, i.e. There's A Little Guy In There
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
zachwallen.bsky.social
This should take some heat off @hankgreen.bsky.social
joolia.bsky.social Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 3d
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
A Google doodle logo where the o’s in Google are replaced by a bad AI rendition of some non-anatomically correct bright pink knitting. The two needles look like a weird broken screw, there aren’t enough stitches, and it’s all very ugly and low effort. There’s a link: “Make a plan for 2026 resolutions with Al Mode”
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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hhackenbecker.bsky.social
Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
Trekorama!
360° of Star Trek
mijofr.github.io
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 7d
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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rollingstone.com
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life

The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.

Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
zachwallen.bsky.social
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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brittlestar.com
The Week Between Christmas and New Years
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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brocklesnitch.bsky.social
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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memawbee.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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meglinehan.com
I’m not about to lose a vacation day to write a column on this but please know one part of my brain is trying to figure out where this goes on the power ranking of dumb NWSL decisions. The eligibility criteria is somehow worse even though we sort of knew it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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marklevinenyc.bsky.social
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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racingloufc.com
A new face on the front line 😈

#RacingLou has signed forward Rachel Hill to a two-year contract through the 2027 season!

✍️ tinyurl.com/326eep46
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
Showing highlights of paragraphs 202 through 206 in a doc with 203-205 blacked out. Text in next image 202. Defendants also actively obstructed law enforcement by denying investigators access to Little St. James beyond its boat dock. 203. Defendants also attempted to conceal their criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct by paying large sums of money to participant-witnesses, including by paying for their attorneys’ fees and case costs in litigation related to this conduct. 204. Epstein also threatened harm to victims and helped release damaging stories about them to damage their credibility when they tried to go public with their stories of being trafficked and sexually abused. 205. Epstein also instructed one or more Epstein Enterprise participant-witnesses to destroy evidence relevant to ongoing court proceedings involving Defendants’ criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct. 206. Defendants also concealed their fraud on the Government in obtaining unearned tax benefits by providing false testimony and submitting false and inaccurate reporting to the Economic Development Commission to prevent detection of Defendant Southern Trust Company’s non-compliance with requirements concerning the nature of its business and the residency of the persons it employed.
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
Tell me you don't see it
Scared Jake Paul Glass Joe
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
zachwallen.bsky.social
What a weekend
gadget44027447.bsky.social Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 15d
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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catgraffam.bsky.social
New video is live! "I Tried Recreating a 19th Century Masterpiece on a Leapfrog Leappad"
youtu.be/FZBL1RhMFao
I Tried Recreating a 19th Century Masterpiece on a Leapfrog Leappad | CAT COPIES
YouTube video by Cat Graffam
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December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
zachwallen.bsky.social
The seven year Grinch
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 16d
Grinchside Llewyn Davis
waderockett.bsky.social wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 16d
The Blair Grinch Project
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
zachwallen.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
zachwallen.bsky.social
uh oh
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
zachwallen.bsky.social
We are definitely invading Venezuela tonight
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17d
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to “dress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. “All the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. “Some of them could have been in training bras.” When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. “Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. “Protect her.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM