Coach
@cm2568.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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Morning walkies in my pj's 🤭
#newweeknewgoals
#newweeknewgoals
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Morning walkies in my pj's 🤭
#newweeknewgoals
#newweeknewgoals
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I think food serving size suggestions should use "professional" or "amateur" status instead of this silly nutritional information.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think food serving size suggestions should use "professional" or "amateur" status instead of this silly nutritional information.
I'm not sharing my innocence test results; I'm leaving it up to your imagination.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm not sharing my innocence test results; I'm leaving it up to your imagination.
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I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
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Why I don't do office pot-lucks:
Someone once brought chicken and dumplings into the break room and plugged in their crockpot. I was curious so I opened the top to see the bubbling liquid.
The crockpot was ice cold and the bubbling was from the active bacteria in the dish.
Someone once brought chicken and dumplings into the break room and plugged in their crockpot. I was curious so I opened the top to see the bubbling liquid.
The crockpot was ice cold and the bubbling was from the active bacteria in the dish.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why I don't do office pot-lucks:
Someone once brought chicken and dumplings into the break room and plugged in their crockpot. I was curious so I opened the top to see the bubbling liquid.
The crockpot was ice cold and the bubbling was from the active bacteria in the dish.
Someone once brought chicken and dumplings into the break room and plugged in their crockpot. I was curious so I opened the top to see the bubbling liquid.
The crockpot was ice cold and the bubbling was from the active bacteria in the dish.
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Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
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I set my snooze on my alarm for 13 minutes, because I want to save 2 minutes every time I hit the button.
Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I set my snooze on my alarm for 13 minutes, because I want to save 2 minutes every time I hit the button.
Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
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sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
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Tipsy me: accidentally seductive
Sober me: don’t talk to me
Sober me: don’t talk to me
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tipsy me: accidentally seductive
Sober me: don’t talk to me
Sober me: don’t talk to me
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Do you really like a song if you don’t listen to it on repeat for 30 minutes?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Do you really like a song if you don’t listen to it on repeat for 30 minutes?
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Monday Mood
Giving no thanks this week
Giving no thanks this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Monday Mood
Giving no thanks this week
Giving no thanks this week
How to end what once felt true
Yet faded more as dreams went away
How to end something that’s burned out
When in your eyes
It still burns bright
Even if there could have been a chance for us
I wouldn’t want to harm you anymore
Whether you want it or not
You’ll always be
A part of my soul
Yet faded more as dreams went away
How to end something that’s burned out
When in your eyes
It still burns bright
Even if there could have been a chance for us
I wouldn’t want to harm you anymore
Whether you want it or not
You’ll always be
A part of my soul
LUNATIC SOUL - The New End (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by InsideOutMusicTV
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How to end what once felt true
Yet faded more as dreams went away
How to end something that’s burned out
When in your eyes
It still burns bright
Even if there could have been a chance for us
I wouldn’t want to harm you anymore
Whether you want it or not
You’ll always be
A part of my soul
Yet faded more as dreams went away
How to end something that’s burned out
When in your eyes
It still burns bright
Even if there could have been a chance for us
I wouldn’t want to harm you anymore
Whether you want it or not
You’ll always be
A part of my soul
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Mom: What are you grateful for?
Me: Ground turkey
Me: Ground turkey
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mom: What are you grateful for?
Me: Ground turkey
Me: Ground turkey
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Yes, I use light mode and yes, I know it’s not cool.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yes, I use light mode and yes, I know it’s not cool.
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Where is MacGyver when I need somebody to make coffee creamer out of various condiment packages I’ve collected
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Where is MacGyver when I need somebody to make coffee creamer out of various condiment packages I’ve collected
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@floregonian.com I took a bunch of pics on walk yesterday, here’s some random ones because I’m too tired to curate well 😴
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@floregonian.com I took a bunch of pics on walk yesterday, here’s some random ones because I’m too tired to curate well 😴
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I hope hidden camera footage of me wailing I'M SUCH A BABE then bursting into tears makes it into an alien training video on human emotions
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hope hidden camera footage of me wailing I'M SUCH A BABE then bursting into tears makes it into an alien training video on human emotions
Woah - Alissa and Arch Enemy part ways. Did not see that coming. I wonder who will try to fill her shoes with Arch Enemy?
What do you think of her new solo release? #musicsky
youtu.be/MvnKywEnTZI?...
What do you think of her new solo release? #musicsky
youtu.be/MvnKywEnTZI?...
The Room Where She Died by ALISSA
YouTube video by Alissa White-Gluz
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Woah - Alissa and Arch Enemy part ways. Did not see that coming. I wonder who will try to fill her shoes with Arch Enemy?
What do you think of her new solo release? #musicsky
youtu.be/MvnKywEnTZI?...
What do you think of her new solo release? #musicsky
youtu.be/MvnKywEnTZI?...
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what do you call a british mother who is unusually petite?
a minimum
a minimum
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
what do you call a british mother who is unusually petite?
a minimum
a minimum
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Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
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Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
July 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
@grrreee.bsky.social Good morning. How did the cookies turn out?
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@grrreee.bsky.social Good morning. How did the cookies turn out?