Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
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It sure looks like the American Experiment is over, and MAGA rule marks its conclusion.
DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
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MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
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November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
DONNY: "What's an ephebophile, Megyn?"
MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
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MEGYN KELLY: "Shut the rsfck up Donny."
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Incidentally, I know people keep saying Trump has no class, but stiffing your tradespeople is ABSOLUTELY a core aristocratic value going back centuries.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Incidentally, I know people keep saying Trump has no class, but stiffing your tradespeople is ABSOLUTELY a core aristocratic value going back centuries.
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I wrote a column about this last year, but if you genuinely care about the corrections part of corrections, gouging inmates' families on phone calls is one of the stupidest things you can do.
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
Via @amandavhernan.bsky.social and @stateline.org: Some research suggests that incarcerated people who maintain consistent contact with loved ones are significantly more likely to succeed upon release and are less likely to reoffend.
FCC allows prisons, jails to charge more for phone and video calls | Alabama Reflector
The Federal Communications Commission voted to roll back limits on how much companies can charge incarcerated people and their families for phone and video calls. The 2-1 vote in late October reverses...
alabamareflector.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wrote a column about this last year, but if you genuinely care about the corrections part of corrections, gouging inmates' families on phone calls is one of the stupidest things you can do.
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
If you want to punish and kill hope, it's one of the best.
alabamareflector.com/2024/10/21/k...
Gonna be a gracious plenty of instant Sherlock Holmes experts on the internets today.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Gonna be a gracious plenty of instant Sherlock Holmes experts on the internets today.
You're so close, flapjack.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You're so close, flapjack.
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This Day in Labor History: November 12, 1928. Workers for United Fruit in Ciénega, Colombia went on strike over the horrible conditions of their work and life. The response from United Fruit? Kill them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This Day in Labor History: November 12, 1928. Workers for United Fruit in Ciénega, Colombia went on strike over the horrible conditions of their work and life. The response from United Fruit? Kill them.
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attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
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Accidentally correct that unpaid labor obtained through threats and coercion *is* the American way.
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Accidentally correct that unpaid labor obtained through threats and coercion *is* the American way.
Shopping center?
Someone take away Grandpa's phone. He has no clue.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shopping center?
Alright, so the Netherlands and now the UK are limiting their intelligence interactions with MAGA America. How is that making us safer? Show your work. (20 points)
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Alright, so the Netherlands and now the UK are limiting their intelligence interactions with MAGA America. How is that making us safer? Show your work. (20 points)
When I was young I looked forward to a time when the South would stop producing one damn throwback bigot after another, and I could actually take a little pride in where I come from.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods in a bid to woo U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the State seeks federal funding for a rural health-care program.
Reeves Seeks to Ban SNAP Recipients From Sugary Foods
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods as part of a bid to woo Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When I was young I looked forward to a time when the South would stop producing one damn throwback bigot after another, and I could actually take a little pride in where I come from.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
Tate is built from the same stuff as Jesse Helms and Theodore Bilbo. And there are younger versions on the rise.
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it many more times. Don’t like trash around homeless encampments? Supply dumpsters. Easy and less expensive than sweeps and cleanups. Don’t like human excrement on the ground? Supply ports potties. Again, cheaper and easier than cleaning it up later.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it many more times. Don’t like trash around homeless encampments? Supply dumpsters. Easy and less expensive than sweeps and cleanups. Don’t like human excrement on the ground? Supply ports potties. Again, cheaper and easier than cleaning it up later.
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
Arethosedarksarcasticyrics? ($1)
"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Fucks can neither be created nor destroyed; they can only be converted into flying and non-flying.
Discuss. ($1)
Discuss. ($1)
I'm out of fucks. I'm getting low on ire's too
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fucks can neither be created nor destroyed; they can only be converted into flying and non-flying.
Discuss. ($1)
Discuss. ($1)
Years later, some magically transformed into drive-up bag ice machines.
Who remembers, having to get your film developed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Years later, some magically transformed into drive-up bag ice machines.
(Obligatory)
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
(Obligatory)
TMI time. Back in my Crash Boom Bang Theatre days I wrote a mercifully unperformed sketch that duplicated the Milgram Experiment. But instead of a "scientist" in a lab coat it was a jovial shopping mall Santa.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TMI time. Back in my Crash Boom Bang Theatre days I wrote a mercifully unperformed sketch that duplicated the Milgram Experiment. But instead of a "scientist" in a lab coat it was a jovial shopping mall Santa.
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RSFCK. (traditional)
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
RSFCK. (traditional)