I do not care for Necco wafers; but it has been wildly amusing to pretend that I love them.

It caused me to be libertarian-curious in the 1990s.

It's a constant temptation.

Maybe Noem can purchase this state of the art equipment. She seems to have a good eye for detail.

What an imaginative and well thought-out theme!

A few of my comrades read it and I could tell which ones because they wouldn't look at me for a few days afterwards. I didn't blame them. It was borderline evil.

"Ho-ho-ho, pleeeease continue!"

2/2

I hate the orange jerseys btw.

I read this thread with Jackson Browne's "Lawyers in Love" already cued up in my head.

You're just gonna need longer bootstraps!

That would be the same Bender that said, "you've had your chance, meatbags," no? :-)

NO FOOD FOR ANY OF YOU

Poor Tommy. There’s a mosque in Auburn.