Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
Pinned
I also con gusto block all who blame entire generations, from Boomers to Zoomers, for society's problems. These are lazy advertising and marketing terms, and deserve to be banished to the Land of Wind and Ghosts. ($1)
I have a checkered future.
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I have a checkered future.
Deere @sickoscommittee.org :
The last time I was there, the Vulcan gift shop on Red Mountain had "bobblebutt" figures for sale. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The last time I was there, the Vulcan gift shop on Red Mountain had "bobblebutt" figures for sale. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Deere @sickoscommittee.org :
The last time I was there, the Vulcan gift shop on Red Mountain had "bobblebutt" figures for sale. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The last time I was there, the Vulcan gift shop on Red Mountain had "bobblebutt" figures for sale. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Birmingham, Birmingham, greatest city in Al-a-bam. ($1)
Only one bowl game today but it’s the one with CHEEKS
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Birmingham, Birmingham, greatest city in Al-a-bam. ($1)
This question remains in the air: If Trump was flat-out a Russian asset, would he be doing anything differently than what he is doing already?
My response is: He would surely be a lot more subtle.
And that might be the one thing that saves us
My response is: He would surely be a lot more subtle.
And that might be the one thing that saves us
DJT on claims that UA targeted Putin: "I don't like it. It's not good. You know who told me? President Putin told me about it. I stopped Tomahawks. I didn't want that. You're saying maybe the attack didn't take place. It's possible too, I guess. But President Putin told me this morning it did."
Lavrov claims Ukraine tried to assassinate Putin, saying 90+ drones targeted his Novgorod residence on Dec 29 and were shot down.
…the site is protected with at least 12 air-defense systems.
…the site is protected with at least 12 air-defense systems.
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This question remains in the air: If Trump was flat-out a Russian asset, would he be doing anything differently than what he is doing already?
My response is: He would surely be a lot more subtle.
And that might be the one thing that saves us
My response is: He would surely be a lot more subtle.
And that might be the one thing that saves us
In MAGA America, the 13th Amendment is on shaky ground.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In MAGA America, the 13th Amendment is on shaky ground.
"SHOPPES" is never going to fail to crack me up. I'm so olde I remember when there were cowes grazing on this very grounde. Now there are shoppes. #jonesfarm #huntsvillealabama
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"SHOPPES" is never going to fail to crack me up. I'm so olde I remember when there were cowes grazing on this very grounde. Now there are shoppes. #jonesfarm #huntsvillealabama
I'm a slaw snob. Bad, goopy slaw ruins everything and everyone around it. Good slaw is an unexpected treat. So for my hyper speciality deli, I need a name.
Down By Slaw
Slawterhouse
Newton's Third Slaw
I Fought The ...
Down By Slaw
Slawterhouse
Newton's Third Slaw
I Fought The ...
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm a slaw snob. Bad, goopy slaw ruins everything and everyone around it. Good slaw is an unexpected treat. So for my hyper speciality deli, I need a name.
Down By Slaw
Slawterhouse
Newton's Third Slaw
I Fought The ...
Down By Slaw
Slawterhouse
Newton's Third Slaw
I Fought The ...
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December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mercury: not boring after all.
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mercury: not boring after all.
Pardon the late hour. I've just emerged from a YouTube rabbit hole of young people reacting to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song and watching their faces when they hear "that song from 'Shrek.'"
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Pardon the late hour. I've just emerged from a YouTube rabbit hole of young people reacting to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song and watching their faces when they hear "that song from 'Shrek.'"
Randroids in the news.
Sears had more than 3,400 stores in 2005 -- then it was purchased by a hedge fund magnate.
Why Sears’s Last Great Hope Was a Promise That Never Materialized
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Randroids in the news.
At my age, make it 33%. Best case scenario.
Do Mountain Rescue a favour, and assume you're 20% less experienced, capable, and well equipped than you think. Because you probably are.
'Overconfident' young men prompt multiple rescues from Yr Wyddfa
Llanberis Mountain Rescue Team say winter weather can turn a manageable day extremely dangerous.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At my age, make it 33%. Best case scenario.
AI is so versatile. Not only is it a consummate bullſhit machine, and a consummate plagiarism machine, it is also an elder abuse enabler. Like people need heed help with THAT.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
AI is so versatile. Not only is it a consummate bullſhit machine, and a consummate plagiarism machine, it is also an elder abuse enabler. Like people need heed help with THAT.
I am curiously seized with a tender desire for ownership.($1)
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am curiously seized with a tender desire for ownership.($1)
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TIL The Ashes has a mascot.
Fox Cricket break - “Wonderful to see so much history and heritage,” says Gilly, as Michael Vaughan poses with a man dressed as an anthropomorphic urn. #Ashes 🏏
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
TIL The Ashes has a mascot.
Good news everyone. For 2026 we may have one, maybe even two (2) people eager to track down and record those house shows that are apparently quite a thing in Huntsville. We have the mobile gear ready to go. HOUSE CALL lives! Maybe.
Got any wise ideas? Let's hear 'em.
Clyde
Got any wise ideas? Let's hear 'em.
Clyde
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I heard THAT.
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I heard THAT.
Alternate title: LEEEEROY JENKINSSSS IN SPAAAAACE.
For the final day, 24, of #ArtAdventCalendar, I present this illustration which I call Exploration of Amalthea. The latter is a very small moon of Jupiter in a very close orbit. Jupiter would fill half the sky seen from here!
#SciArt #spaceart #Blender3d
#SciArt #spaceart #Blender3d
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Alternate title: LEEEEROY JENKINSSSS IN SPAAAAACE.
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I can’t tell yall how much a successful Hawai’i football team means to the islands
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I can’t tell yall how much a successful Hawai’i football team means to the islands
Sound advice.
Hawai'i band i need to stress to you do NOT come on the field during this kick return. It is imperative.
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sound advice.
TOO SOON.
52 years ago today, Franco Harris made the catch that would go down in history
as the Immaculate Reception, leading the Pittsburgh Steelers to their first ever playoff victory over the Oakland Raiders.
#SteelersNation #ImmaculateReception
#NFLHistory
as the Immaculate Reception, leading the Pittsburgh Steelers to their first ever playoff victory over the Oakland Raiders.
#SteelersNation #ImmaculateReception
#NFLHistory
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
TOO SOON.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tiny Tim R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but slumbers eternal until the stars are right.
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tiny Tim R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
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“After all, we were
supposed to bring the material to the concentration camp ready to start work, not
sickly and exhausted.”
- Adolf Eichmann, as quoted by Life Magazine
supposed to bring the material to the concentration camp ready to start work, not
sickly and exhausted.”
- Adolf Eichmann, as quoted by Life Magazine
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“After all, we were
supposed to bring the material to the concentration camp ready to start work, not
sickly and exhausted.”
- Adolf Eichmann, as quoted by Life Magazine
supposed to bring the material to the concentration camp ready to start work, not
sickly and exhausted.”
- Adolf Eichmann, as quoted by Life Magazine