Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
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It sure looks like the American Experiment is over, and MAGA rule marks its conclusion.
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"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Fucks can neither be created nor destroyed; they can only be converted into flying and non-flying.
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I'm out of fucks. I'm getting low on ire's too
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fucks can neither be created nor destroyed; they can only be converted into flying and non-flying.
Discuss. ($1)
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Years later, some magically transformed into drive-up bag ice machines.
Who remembers, having to get your film developed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Years later, some magically transformed into drive-up bag ice machines.
(Obligatory)
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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TMI time. Back in my Crash Boom Bang Theatre days I wrote a mercifully unperformed sketch that duplicated the Milgram Experiment. But instead of a "scientist" in a lab coat it was a jovial shopping mall Santa.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TMI time. Back in my Crash Boom Bang Theatre days I wrote a mercifully unperformed sketch that duplicated the Milgram Experiment. But instead of a "scientist" in a lab coat it was a jovial shopping mall Santa.
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RSFCK. (traditional)
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
RSFCK. (traditional)
This is Auburn in 1976 football. Nay, 2012 even. Might as well bust out the orange jerseys at this point just to shut orange jersey fans up.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is Auburn in 1976 football. Nay, 2012 even. Might as well bust out the orange jerseys at this point just to shut orange jersey fans up.
Did he have a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac?
Just saw a man wearing a polo shirt with a sweater tied around his neck.
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Did he have a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac?
For MAGA this is a feature, not a bug.
This is true, but back to the fact that law enforcement are particularly cruel to disabled people, as they see anything out of the norm as “noncompliance”. 50% of custody deaths are disabled people.
The despicable treatment of detainees is unlivable for disabled people. Which is the point.
The despicable treatment of detainees is unlivable for disabled people. Which is the point.
Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them.
There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.
There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
For MAGA this is a feature, not a bug.
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NO FOOD FOR ANY OF YOU
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
NO FOOD FOR ANY OF YOU
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Poor Tommy. There’s a mosque in Auburn.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Poor Tommy. There’s a mosque in Auburn.
In the late 70s when he played Birmingham my old radio station aired ads asking, "How much ROD can you handle?"
Now you know what to get your mom for Christmas. 🤣 Details: https://www.al.com/life/2025/11/classic-rock-legend-to-perform-in-alabama-city-for-first-time-in-25-years.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
In the late 70s when he played Birmingham my old radio station aired ads asking, "How much ROD can you handle?"
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
I call band name. Real fans and hip now au-go-go music journalists can just say "SPFC" on second reference.
Psychropotes longicauda, the sea pig’s flamboyant cousin, trails a red sail over the seafloor. A tiny flag of existence waving in the dark.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I call band name. Real fans and hip now au-go-go music journalists can just say "SPFC" on second reference.
All kinds of this.
Shitty salaries killed journalism, too. When the people who can most afford to be journalists in expensive cities are the children of the wealthy, you get people who might let people in their lofty social circle escape scrutiny.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
All kinds of this.
And away we go.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And away we go.
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So this jabroni wants Patrick County, but not Floyd County I guess because too many hippies.
Good luck with any of that nonsense.
www.wboy.com/news/west-vi...
Good luck with any of that nonsense.
www.wboy.com/news/west-vi...
www.wboy.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So this jabroni wants Patrick County, but not Floyd County I guess because too many hippies.
Good luck with any of that nonsense.
www.wboy.com/news/west-vi...
Good luck with any of that nonsense.
www.wboy.com/news/west-vi...
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The Auburn coaching search should be simple: Follow your own creed
My column on why the Tigers lost their way and haven’t recovered — and who they should target as the next coach: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
My column on why the Tigers lost their way and haven’t recovered — and who they should target as the next coach: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
The Auburn coaching search should be simple: Follow your own creed
When Auburn was looking for answers, it betrayed its core values. It led to a disastrous five years that included Hugh Freeze's firing. In a cynical world, it's time for the Tigers to return to some o...
www.cbssports.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Auburn coaching search should be simple: Follow your own creed
My column on why the Tigers lost their way and haven’t recovered — and who they should target as the next coach: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
My column on why the Tigers lost their way and haven’t recovered — and who they should target as the next coach: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
In true mad scientist tradition.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In true mad scientist tradition.
THREATENED BY MAGNETS
Trump: "With the 100 percent, I was able to do it instantaneously when we were threatened by the rare earths, as you know, the magnets."
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
THREATENED BY MAGNETS