Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
Pinned
"Everything is actual size."
-Me, an intellectual
-Me, an intellectual
"Glory One, you are cleared for takeoff."
"I am forged of divine gold sourced from the sacred hills of Medjugorje. I was purchased at a Miami-Dade jewelry store that is really a front for a Medicare fraud scheme. As God intended."
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I Am Pam Bondi’s Shiny Gold Cross Necklace
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was “accessorize.” I am equal parts holy relic and regional pageant tiara. I...
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February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"Glory One, you are cleared for takeoff."
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"Look what you made me do."
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Well, the ICE surge has arrived. And as anyone could have predicted, Alabama political leaders are perfectly ok with that nasty ol' federal guvment intrusion when the target is brown people.
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Well, the ICE surge has arrived. And as anyone could have predicted, Alabama political leaders are perfectly ok with that nasty ol' federal guvment intrusion when the target is brown people.
Jack Securityquestion.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Jack Securityquestion.
"Hey, you said there would be minors. What is this?"
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"Hey, you said there would be minors. What is this?"
President Donald Trump and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin will “formalize the rescission of the 2009 Obama-era endangerment finding" at a White House ceremony, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Tuesday.
Trump to Repeal Climate Change Finding That Says Greenhouse Gases Endanger Public
The Trump administration on Thursday will revoke a finding that serves as the central basis for U.S. regulation of greenhouse gas emissions.
buff.ly
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Future history books, if there is one and there are any, will include this photograph.
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Future history books, if there is one and there are any, will include this photograph.
She's busted out the Bondi Burn Book™️ again!
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
She's busted out the Bondi Burn Book™️ again!
The business of America is ... mass incarceration.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The business of America is ... mass incarceration.
He wants the Stanley Cup.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
He wants the Stanley Cup.
Follow me for more inciting commentary on advances in colonoscopy.
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Follow me for more inciting commentary on advances in colonoscopy.
No problem. This could be cleared up easily. Just ask her about ... oops.
Epstein Survivor Maria Farmer / @meidastouch.com
Epstein provided Trump with a young girl at night
Ivana Trump scouted girls with Maxwell for Epstein
Epstein provided Trump with a young girl at night
Ivana Trump scouted girls with Maxwell for Epstein
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
No problem. This could be cleared up easily. Just ask her about ... oops.
"Look what you made me do to you!" Part 13013 and counting.
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"Look what you made me do to you!" Part 13013 and counting.
NIH head, still angry about COVID, wants a second scientific revolution arstechnica.com/science/2026...
NIH head, still angry about COVID, wants a second scientific revolution
Can we pander to MAHA, re-litigate COVID, and improve science at the same time?
arstechnica.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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This halftime show has *everything*: messages of joy and anti-colonialism, piraguas, fabulous dancers, a finely-aged Ricky Martin, an actual live wedding with Lady Gaga singing, Pedro Pascal, and a Latin Macbeth Finale
a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
Alt: Bill Hader as Stefon, the SNL Weekend Update Culture correspondent covering his face with his hands as he laughs at the increasing absurdity of the lines they're giving him
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February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This halftime show has *everything*: messages of joy and anti-colonialism, piraguas, fabulous dancers, a finely-aged Ricky Martin, an actual live wedding with Lady Gaga singing, Pedro Pascal, and a Latin Macbeth Finale
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I hope someday we defeat fascism and in the far future, No Kings Day is celebrated as a federal holiday, and little children leave out dance mixtapes and cookies for the Resistance Frog, who leaves pocket Constitutions in their shoes.
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hope someday we defeat fascism and in the far future, No Kings Day is celebrated as a federal holiday, and little children leave out dance mixtapes and cookies for the Resistance Frog, who leaves pocket Constitutions in their shoes.
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Microwave Dave has joined the big band upstairs—playin’ that slide guitar!
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Microwave Dave has joined the big band upstairs—playin’ that slide guitar!
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And that's what my experience with hunger brought home to me, in a way I've never forgotten: if you're hungry, it's so so much harder to think, to plan, to save, simply to exercise self-control & self-discipline. It weakens all those systems. It makes everything harder -- *everything*.
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
And that's what my experience with hunger brought home to me, in a way I've never forgotten: if you're hungry, it's so so much harder to think, to plan, to save, simply to exercise self-control & self-discipline. It weakens all those systems. It makes everything harder -- *everything*.
Things are so objectively wrong in the world right now that I can't even ___(fill in the blank)__.
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Things are so objectively wrong in the world right now that I can't even ___(fill in the blank)__.
Has there ever been a better fit of a coach for a school than Nate Oates is for Bama basketball?
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Has there ever been a better fit of a coach for a school than Nate Oates is for Bama basketball?
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The Microwave Dave Music Education Foundation announced his passing on Saturday | https://tinyurl.com/mwujsae9
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The Microwave Dave Music Education Foundation announced his passing on Saturday | https://tinyurl.com/mwujsae9
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Local legend Microwave Dave passed away, he was a huge inspiration to many and a huge inspiration to me. We have an entire day (Microwave Dave Day) named after him. He was a major influence in a lot of ways, so I am going to be writing songs on here this afternoon in honor of him.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Local legend Microwave Dave passed away, he was a huge inspiration to many and a huge inspiration to me. We have an entire day (Microwave Dave Day) named after him. He was a major influence in a lot of ways, so I am going to be writing songs on here this afternoon in honor of him.
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www.al.com/life/2026/02...
First we lost Oscar Gutierrez, and now Microwave Dave. Huntsville is a little less interesting today.
First we lost Oscar Gutierrez, and now Microwave Dave. Huntsville is a little less interesting today.
Microwave Dave, Huntsville music legend, has died: ‘My heart is broken’ - al.com
Dave Gallaher, a touring bluesman, was loved just as much for giving back to the community as his eloquent and fiery guitar playing.
www.al.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
www.al.com/life/2026/02...
First we lost Oscar Gutierrez, and now Microwave Dave. Huntsville is a little less interesting today.
First we lost Oscar Gutierrez, and now Microwave Dave. Huntsville is a little less interesting today.