Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
(Obligatory)
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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He glitched like Wes Bynum in the NBAElite11 video game.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He glitched like Wes Bynum in the NBAElite11 video game.
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's official: I, the former Capitalist Running Dog Pool Noodle King of Texas will now be known the Revolutionary People's Commissar of Socialist Pool Noodle Production! COMPLETE THE FIVE YEAR PLAN IN FOUR YEARS! Elections have consequences, you know.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's official: I, the former Capitalist Running Dog Pool Noodle King of Texas will now be known the Revolutionary People's Commissar of Socialist Pool Noodle Production! COMPLETE THE FIVE YEAR PLAN IN FOUR YEARS! Elections have consequences, you know.
SXM 308. Some Deep Tracks are revelations, like an extra Christmas gift hidden beneath torn wrapping paper that you almost overlooked.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
SXM 308. Some Deep Tracks are revelations, like an extra Christmas gift hidden beneath torn wrapping paper that you almost overlooked.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
This image is not for the squeamish or my friends on the West Coast and beyond. That's pretty low even for here.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This image is not for the squeamish or my friends on the West Coast and beyond. That's pretty low even for here.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
Irrational exuberance at John Hunt Park.
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Irrational exuberance at John Hunt Park.
Bankhead Tunnel is undefeated.
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Bankhead Tunnel is undefeated.
Even if there *is* asbestos abatement, it's likely to be characteristically slipshod.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Even if there *is* asbestos abatement, it's likely to be characteristically slipshod.
White House East Wing demolition proceeds.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
White House East Wing demolition proceeds.
Gotta catch 'em all!
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gotta catch 'em all!
At this very moment Weird Al just needs two (2) words that rhyme with vulva to come up with a killer Harry Nilsson parody song.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
At this very moment Weird Al just needs two (2) words that rhyme with vulva to come up with a killer Harry Nilsson parody song.
Welllll, I'm afraid I can't help you there. ;-)
October 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Welllll, I'm afraid I can't help you there. ;-)
When visiting Fehyt-vul Tennessee it's best not to ask how some nearby communities got their names. #fayettevilletn
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When visiting Fehyt-vul Tennessee it's best not to ask how some nearby communities got their names. #fayettevilletn
Never forget that the UAB-Memphis rivalry is for the greatest of all sports trophies:
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Never forget that the UAB-Memphis rivalry is for the greatest of all sports trophies:
The combover dream is still alive, my friends! Or, I could go for the Joan Jett. Decisions, decisions.
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The combover dream is still alive, my friends! Or, I could go for the Joan Jett. Decisions, decisions.
Five years on, I still have Blue Ridge Parkway dreams. The only driving dreams I've ever had that didn't leave me to awaken in maximum stress.
October 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Five years on, I still have Blue Ridge Parkway dreams. The only driving dreams I've ever had that didn't leave me to awaken in maximum stress.