Alex Cruise
@cluonflux.com
vacillating between crippling self-doubt and megalomania
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I want everyone, even those who I despise, to have healthcare. I want everyone, even republicans, to be able to afford food and housing. I want everyone, even those on the right who actively work to build the opposite, to live in a place that is safe from violence.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I want everyone, even those who I despise, to have healthcare. I want everyone, even republicans, to be able to afford food and housing. I want everyone, even those on the right who actively work to build the opposite, to live in a place that is safe from violence.
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Paraphrasing Gore Vidal: No book is more assured of its place on the bestseller list than one that claims to shock & unsettle conventions, but then carefully regurgitates the prevailing received wisdom on the topic.
July 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Paraphrasing Gore Vidal: No book is more assured of its place on the bestseller list than one that claims to shock & unsettle conventions, but then carefully regurgitates the prevailing received wisdom on the topic.
Sweet, the same dev did Green New Deal Simulator and Democratic Socialism Simulator. Wishy listy!
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After 4 years of work, my solarpunk game finally has a title, a trailer, and a Steam page!
Wishlist... Future? No Thanks!
👉 futurenothanks.com
After 4 years of work, my solarpunk game finally has a title, a trailer, and a Steam page!
Wishlist... Future? No Thanks!
👉 futurenothanks.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sweet, the same dev did Green New Deal Simulator and Democratic Socialism Simulator. Wishy listy!
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In this Ohio diner, ICE still means the high ABV beer that you break out for fancy occasions. But they do know this: by deporting caregivers, the Trump administration will open doors for Americans who’ve long wanted jobs changing dementia patients’ diapers.
June 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In this Ohio diner, ICE still means the high ABV beer that you break out for fancy occasions. But they do know this: by deporting caregivers, the Trump administration will open doors for Americans who’ve long wanted jobs changing dementia patients’ diapers.
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The Dutch historian Rutger Bregman’s new book makes the argument that society’s best and brightest should be focused on making the world a better place instead of making money. Read or listen to more on The Interview. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/17/m...
May 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Dutch historian Rutger Bregman’s new book makes the argument that society’s best and brightest should be focused on making the world a better place instead of making money. Read or listen to more on The Interview. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/17/m...
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Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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HOT JESUS!
CHECK IT AND SEE
YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D
HOT JESUS!
HOT JESUS!!!
CHECK IT AND SEE
YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D
HOT JESUS!
HOT JESUS!!!
April 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
HOT JESUS!
CHECK IT AND SEE
YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D
HOT JESUS!
HOT JESUS!!!
CHECK IT AND SEE
YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D
HOT JESUS!
HOT JESUS!!!
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Donald Trump is not playing three-dimensional chess. Donald Trump is wandering around with both horsies shoved up his nostrils
April 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Donald Trump is not playing three-dimensional chess. Donald Trump is wandering around with both horsies shoved up his nostrils
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Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
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anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
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RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷
Discuss
Discuss
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷
Discuss
Discuss
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In refining B2598:A7EF88 (Kingsport) in 00h 04m 10s 529ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
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Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
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January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In refining B2598:A7EF88 (Kingsport) in 00h 04m 10s 529ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣4️⃣3️⃣
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com
Praise Kier.
1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣4️⃣3️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣8️⃣3️⃣2️⃣
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com
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Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.”
January 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.”
My latest neologism (shut up, I'm not googling it, you shouldn't either)
"Keybeard"
What does it mean? Fucked if I know. Make shit up for me!
"Keybeard"
What does it mean? Fucked if I know. Make shit up for me!
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My latest neologism (shut up, I'm not googling it, you shouldn't either)
"Keybeard"
What does it mean? Fucked if I know. Make shit up for me!
"Keybeard"
What does it mean? Fucked if I know. Make shit up for me!
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here
January 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here