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FOOTBALL MANAGER DRIVES TROPHY PARADE BUS INTO BUILDING

(ALLEGEDLY HIGH ON BONJELLA)
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Many of you won't like this but I'm not afraid to say it.

Get rid of poems that don't rhyme.

Most people speak without rhyming with great ease ok a daily basis so what's even the point then?

End of.
August 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine

9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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BIRTHDAYS
June 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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My man clipped through the scenery.
May 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Aldershot end 99-year Wembley wait with sunshine and champagne showers
Aldershot end 99-year Wembley wait with sunshine and champagne showers
National League club claim FA Trophy with 3-0 defeat of Spennymoor Town, while Whitstable beat Whyteleafe in FA Vase final
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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We got ourselves another Luigi over here.
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I know the material reasons for the rise of fascism. I also think another reason - which doesn’t get talked about as much because it’s embarrassing that humans can be that naive - is that when you are financially comfortable but bored, abstract cruelty can give you a sense of purpose.
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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One of my best friends is from a sleepy, wealthy small town in the south-west of Germany. He said, so many of my parents’ neighbours are rich and bored, with little to complain about, and they’ve radicalised themselves at dinner parties and online. In their aimlessness, they’ve bonded over hate.
This isn’t some rant saying “Germany has learned nothing from its past” - the reality is more subtle than that. Middle-class Germans live and travel with an incredible amount of ease and comfort, and they just got…sleepy. Many of them dismissed the far-right’s rage as just another set of complaints.
Just filed an article about the upcoming German elections (out on Sunday) and what strikes me is how timid much of the institutional pushback against the far-right has been. Some people have distinguished themselves but for the most part it’s just been really complacent - really disappointing.
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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That Musk fucked his dick up with some dumbass surgery tracks so much
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.
What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hairdresser asked me if I wanted my eyebrows done.
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Cheryl Hines not looking forward to the next four years lmao
November 10, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Stephen Pollard once accused Jeremy Corbyn of being antisemitic for criticising ‘the people who caused the 2008 financial crash’, which he pretended to believe was a coded reference to Jewish people
Oh man, so many people showing their arses REALLY badly this week. I didn't ask to see your arse, Stephen.
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Joe increased funding for fighrfighters. Made baseball legal again. Opened 100 wendys in San Francisco AND made peace between Honda and Hyundai. And he did it all with a tummy ache.

💙 This to say #thankyoujoe
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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haha he even looks like a loser nerd who can't eat his dairylea lunchables without having a coughing fit doing a sieg heil
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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What we know about Nintendo switch 2 so far:

1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.

2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.

3. You can't have pokemon.
January 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.

Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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*rich guy freaking out* Hey does anyone have any spare fire butlers that I could borrow
January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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everything is Dead Internet now
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM