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🦇A Big Fuckhead Bat🦇
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I don’t have a landlord because I’m a bat.
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When people talk about past lives they were always cleopatra or Jules Verne But I know I was a guy like this, just eating and pooping with no idea what money is.
Time for some camera roll archeology. comment and I’ll give you an old meme from my memes of ages past folder.

A lot of mid stuff here. A lot of stuff “of a time”
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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If you have a 3d printer and you are interested in printing a whistle, this is the loudest whistle I have ever heard in my life: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1179160

Whistles are great for keeping safe, for instance when you’re camping and you may be far away from friendly people! If […]
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January 31, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Hell ya
Made whistle kits this morning. Students walking out of school in protest marched by. We got to hand them out. I cried like a baby. All you fascists bound to lose.
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 AM
And while we’re talking about my cat, he lives by a simple code: anything worth doing is worth doing the stupidest possible way
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
My cat won’t eat people food but he loves to run up on me when I’m eating and smell my food and pretend to throw up.

This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.

My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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The one caveat: People with institutional power can say it and mean nothing because their actions would prove otherwise.

As an example, Gavin Newsom shouting from the rooftops about how he supports us as he vetoes every bill designed to do exactly that while pushing to ban us from public life.
Expressing support for trans people, even if it’s just saying publicly “I support trans people’s rights” isn’t performative.

In this current climate, it can’t be performative. If you are on record supporting trans people, you are considered a domestic terrorist and that can be leveraged whenever.
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Remember Liam Ramos, the baby with the backpack and stuffy who was wrongfully detained in a concentration camp? So great he was released.

Too bad DHS is currently trying to end his families asylum case as retribution.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Expressing support for trans people, even if it’s just saying publicly “I support trans people’s rights” isn’t performative.

In this current climate, it can’t be performative. If you are on record supporting trans people, you are considered a domestic terrorist and that can be leveraged whenever.
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
100 years later, historians reading my posts:

Wow this is an incredible find. he wasn’t very good.
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“I kidnapped your kid, and trafficked them as a slave meant to be raped for money but they didn’t give me the money and now my kid is sick”

I hope you are paralyzed and trapped inside a giant ant hill.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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just got the notification that the rents going up, so im taking commissions & selling prints! heres some examples from the past&present, all images are available as prints that i will sign & ship directly! commissions are 9x12 & 11x17, either B&W or full color! click through to see more(part 1...)
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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If you want to draw for marvel comics, don’t ask me because I have never drawn for marvel comics
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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250 years later and it’s the same story
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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[at an author Q+A]

🙋🏾 so you just made all of this up for no reason?
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This is me. I’m a 40 year old man. I look worse than my dad did at 60.

I look like I just got back from that Shyamalan island that ages you.

I look like I bought a house for $12 in 82.

Dorian Gray’s painting gave me a number for Botox.

Cryptkeeper called ME a boomer.
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Ich werde hier übrigens weiterhin den Absturz des Bitcoin und das Platzen der libertären Arschloch-Phantasien der Laseraugen-Trottel abfeiern. Und wem das nicht passt, der kann mich gerne kreuzweise blocken.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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today's report:

our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children

this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Pacifism: when is it good, when is it bad? 4 rules to consider:

1. Pacifism in the face of violence towards you is morally fine and even admirable in some situations.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It’s interesting how history sometimes repeats itself. Wondering how this will shake out, from an academic perspective.
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Just to throw this in at the end: if you can afford a donation, the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is helping detainees post bond and get them out of custody ASAP. A worthy cause.
It cost me $66.70 to get this transcript. Money well spent. I don't need anyone to reimburse me.

But, if you got something out of this transcript, please consider making a $66.70 donation, or even $6.67, to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund, which posts bond for immigration detainees.

mibfc.org
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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I just want to call this line from petitioner's counsel out specifically:

"We shouldn't need a specific court order to ask the DOJ not to put somebody's life in danger."

Bars.
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Great read. An ICE attorney working for DOJ temporarily explains that ICE has no clue how all of this "federal court" stuff works and makes clear that both ICE and DOJ were totally unprepared for the flood of habeases that were the inevitable result of the Minneapolis raids.
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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this goes so fuckin hard

”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“

Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
It feels nice when other trans men compliment my mustache and ask me about my regimen but the truth is, I’ve had this bad boy since 7th grade.

I was asking little straight boys to dances looking like Tom Selleck.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM