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Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬
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Doctor of Chemical Engineering, awkward postdoc storyline phase. Left with Buddhish characteristics. Likely to be nerdsniped about a stats problem.
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you can actually just do The Aristocrats straight now
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
there are 2 science jobs that are hiring rn:

HPLC

and

computer
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't know what is in the water in Poland but their scenes is an amorphous frankenstein of post-rock and jazz fusion gold.

I love all of Cisnienie's releases, including the one this year, but Radio Edit was when I discovered them and it's incredible. Pure anxiety set to noise.
Radio Edit, by Ciśnienie
5 track album
cisnienie.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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private education should be abolished, public education should be free
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Part of it is that you see tankie and radlib takes in your feeds, so it’s not so shocking when you see something far afield of the norm, so something like “legal gender acknowledgements should be abolished” or “marriage shouldn’t exist” seem normal and defensible.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Worth noting that Krauss is still a darling of the anti-woke movement and has been doing the rounds for his new book about how wokeness destroyed science. Antiwokeness is inseparable from this fuckery.
Gosh, such a shame this never came together.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Donald 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 Nancy

Throat goat
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Came across a first today: a screening question for a job app.

"Have you ever been part of an organization that advocated for the ethical treatment of animals?"
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'll own up to being extremely naive being incredulous last year, thinking "they don't have a plan for working class needs like rent/housing!"

I didn't even consider them being so racist they'd believe patently absurd things about foreign nationals' capacity re: housing supply.
In addition to being straight-up Nazi rhetoric, the "undocumented immigrants caused the housing crisis" lie seems designed to drive me, personally, insane.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
idk man, I think if there’s undisputed messages of “I sure enjoyed Child sexual abuse crimes”, it’s not a great argument to say “but look at all the emails where he *didn’t* admit to Child sexual abuse crimes!”
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Fuck every single person associated with Epstein. Yes, that includes Noam Chomsky.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The dem presidential campaign ran last year ran centrally on the notion to “protect democracy” and oppose fascism. The electorate clearly didn’t find it convincing.

While as a matter of outcomes this was disastrous, the failure of the party to resist fascism at least vindicates the sentiment.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If *I* were to discuss complete, unambiguous criminal behavior explicitly via email, I would ensure that they always ended "in Minecraft" to ensure I would not be held criminally liable.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
hot, brave take by me

i think Ants from Up There by BC,NR is a nice pleasant album
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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You know, if I'm being honest, I didn't need to know about Hitler's genetics.

I figured we kind of left the words Hitler and genetics being in the same sentence in 1945. I'm not saying it's an evil act, it's just got some rancid vibes.
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Median BlueSky user has published 2 academic journal articles and is exasperated that we have been taken advantage of by oligarchical ghouls that have ruined our lives for the next century, but they cannot even compose sentences on the level of Go Dog Go.
Genuine BlueSky moment that some damning emails revealing some of the worst coverups imaginable and everyone is hung up on the grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Hey! Here is a really important distinction:

satire

vs.

being shitty, but in a jokey tone
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Median BlueSky user has published 2 academic journal articles and is exasperated that we have been taken advantage of by oligarchical ghouls that have ruined our lives for the next century, but they cannot even compose sentences on the level of Go Dog Go.
Genuine BlueSky moment that some damning emails revealing some of the worst coverups imaginable and everyone is hung up on the grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Genuine BlueSky moment that some damning emails revealing some of the worst coverups imaginable and everyone is hung up on the grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM