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Reid
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Just some guy
On a whim I decided to read The da Vinci Code again.
Turns out someone must have replaced my copy with an early draft or something, because this thing is near unreadable.
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Can’t tell if I can hear a tap dripping or an old lady typing a message on her iPhone
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m rewatching Deadwood and am now realising what a crime it is that Walton Goggins never made it into the cast.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Luke’s Banh Mi have too much filling.

There, I said it.
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This episode of Bluey is called...
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It happened at a school?

😱
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The browser version of Excel can eat my whole ass
September 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Give me sugar. In water”
'Trump and his granddaughter Kai Trump load the motorcade on the south lawn of the White House on August 30, 2025, as they head to Trump National golf course in Sterling, Virginia'

(Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP)
August 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m only a few minutes in, but holy shit did they ace the look and feel of Alien Earth.
August 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I understand it’s always going to be SOMEBODY’S first time on a plane, but anyone who needs instructions on how to put-on and take-off a seatbelt is going to be no good in an emergency.
Surely flight attendants could spend their time doing something else.
August 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A bit perplexed at the headlines about today’s #marchforhumanity saying “perilous” and “police feared the worst”. Surely the story is that, in spite of police fears, the march was peaceful, demonstrators full of goodwill and happily cooperated with police instructions to manage the huge turnout.
August 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Saw this stock image on our intranet and for a second thought it was a reenactment of the Nevermind album cover.

(It's the kid's foot)
July 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Inside me are two wolves. Yes. I am the old lady who swallowed a fly and this is just what I do now.
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Figured I’d re-read The Running Man before the trailer comes out.
I’d forgotten the book was set in 2025.
Prescient!
June 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Instagram is such a shit site for looking at photos of events.
I was looking for pics of today’s Melburn Roobaix and the tag gives me a post from today, then one from two days ago then 104 weeks ago then 52 weeks ago.
Fuck your algorithm
June 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Is John Malkovich in anything where he actually acts well? I swear he hams up everything so much he’s just hard to watch.
I almost stopped watching Billions because he was so bad, now we’re watching Eragon from 2006 and he’s shocking in that too.
Does he have dirt on movie producers or something?
June 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
How they seal the wrapper on Chupa Chups
June 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I know loads of people who have gone to Universal Studios in Osaka, so why have none of them told me how fucking EXPENSIVE the fast passes are?!
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
June 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.
June 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.
June 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just saw the trailer for F1.
Pretty sure it’s just a live action version of Cars 3.
June 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
June 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I see the world’s smartest 4D chess player has wandered into that field of rakes again
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM