Funktuated Freaquilibrium
@clarencedarrow.bsky.social
trillions of cells collaborating on a brief and improbable project
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"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
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Your motherboard? Not when she's with me 😏
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Your motherboard? Not when she's with me 😏
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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the only thing better than the white house love fest between trump and mamdani is picturing cuomo having to watch it somewhere with cartoon steam coming out of his ears
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the only thing better than the white house love fest between trump and mamdani is picturing cuomo having to watch it somewhere with cartoon steam coming out of his ears
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Good old Woz. Good for him.
Brother. Have you heard the good news? About Hitler’s penis?
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Brother. Have you heard the good news? About Hitler’s penis?
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I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too
In samsara, wheel reinvents you
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too
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My brain is living in my head rent free
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My brain is living in my head rent free
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Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.
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not to bring the vibe down, but my guess is that after tonight Trump will probably double down on gerrymandering, voter suppression, and intimidation as tactics to disincentivize Dem turnout ahead of next year‘s midterms. (with margins like these, it won’t matter, but it’s a time to be vigilant)
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
not to bring the vibe down, but my guess is that after tonight Trump will probably double down on gerrymandering, voter suppression, and intimidation as tactics to disincentivize Dem turnout ahead of next year‘s midterms. (with margins like these, it won’t matter, but it’s a time to be vigilant)
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For imposing taxes on us without our consent.
For imposing taxes on us without our consent.
Tariff costs to companies this year to hit $1.2 trillion, with consumers taking most of the hit, S&P says.
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/16/t...
#Tariffs #Consumers #Economy #Business #Bills
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/16/t...
#Tariffs #Consumers #Economy #Business #Bills
Tariff costs to companies this year to hit $1.2 trillion, with consumers taking most of the hit, S&P says
The firm said its estimate of additional expenses for companies is probably conservative.
www.cnbc.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For imposing taxes on us without our consent.
For imposing taxes on us without our consent.
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the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
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No money flowing to USAID and hardly any to PEPFAR despite their duly enacted funding; well north of twenty billion dollars being deployed for other weird hair autocrats. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The U.S. just bailed out Argentina, treasury secretary confirms
The U.S. Treasury has finalized a financial rescue of Argentina, including a currency swap arrangement with the country’s central bank.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No money flowing to USAID and hardly any to PEPFAR despite their duly enacted funding; well north of twenty billion dollars being deployed for other weird hair autocrats. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization
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What I'm referring to. It's a privilege to be invited onto networks to talk about my reporting but I have limits. Similarly stopped doing NewsNation after Nextar took its Kimmel stance.
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What I'm referring to. It's a privilege to be invited onto networks to talk about my reporting but I have limits. Similarly stopped doing NewsNation after Nextar took its Kimmel stance.
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Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
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(guy who has only read two books) this orwellian shit is starting to seem pretty dickensian to me
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(guy who has only read two books) this orwellian shit is starting to seem pretty dickensian to me
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
Catchy as hell
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Catchy as hell
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I wrote about how Geoff Lewis, one of OpenAI’s long running investors, has sparked concern among peers who believe he may be facing a public mental health episode brought on by ChatGPT.
futurism.com/openai-inves...
futurism.com/openai-inves...
A Prominent OpenAI Investor May Be Suffering an ChatGPT-Related Mental Health Crisis, His Peers Say
Bedrock co-founder Geoff Lewis has posted increasingly troubling content on social media, drawing concern from friends in the industry.
futurism.com
July 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wrote about how Geoff Lewis, one of OpenAI’s long running investors, has sparked concern among peers who believe he may be facing a public mental health episode brought on by ChatGPT.
futurism.com/openai-inves...
futurism.com/openai-inves...