Claire Battle
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Claire Battle
@clairebattle.bsky.social
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If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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In my experience the main practical impact of the "what if people FAKE disabilities" debate has been demanding anyone who's not a visible amputee perform tricks for you
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I wrote to the NU Alumni Association yesterday to request my removal from all mailings including homecoming etc in light of this news. I urge alums, especially younger alums, to do the same. They need to know this is going to affect the future of giving at the school.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Louisiana’s justices of the peace oversee evictions, but they aren’t sworn judges and they typically hold hearings in informal venues. One attorney has attended hearings at a kitchen table or at a cell phone shop—it can be “like the Wild West,” she said.
In Louisiana, Some Court Officials Get Paid to Evict
Justices of the peace can line their pockets by granting evictions. A new lawsuit argues that’s unconstitutional.
boltsmag.org
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
In view of Chicagoland receiving the most snowfall on a Nov. day ever recorded, I searched our house for my heavy winter coat and found it missing. Did I leave it at the dry cleaners in warmer times? A coat check? We may never know. #adhdadventures
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"no provision of this taken individually or together [lets the administration control admissions/hiring/content/speech]"

yeah sure Northwestern they're definitely not gonna just illegally freeze the grant money the second they want a Black woman professor fired for wearing an I VOTED sticker in '26
what absolute piss baby coward shit to give into this administration right as they’re getting caught doing murders and using outright slurs in public
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?

"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Started this holiday by sleeping until the decadent hour of 8 am, dropping off items for local mutual aid efforts, playing some of my favorite music very loudly, and packing in a non-linear fashion. 10/10
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Yeah, honestly, if I was an accountant OR lawyer I would have destroyed every keyboard and smartphone in NVIDIA HQ if it meant I could stop my company putting out anything in writing about *booking revenue* without *receiving cash* because "collection was probable"
bsky.app/profile/vaia...
"deeming collectability probable" lmao
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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One of the changes that OpenAI has made to make ChatGPT safer is a "take a break" nudge. There's something quite interesting about the design here. Which thing does it make you want to click?
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Having a wide variety of vibrant international voices has been an enduring advantage for Elon Musk's X over the liberal echo chamber Bluesky—and the gap is even bigger than previously known
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
At various points in my adult life, I ran a lot, did a lot of yoga and carried two children to term. In each case I was warned that my feet could expand, in each case that didn't happen. I'm now, like, five seconds into perimenopause and none of my shoes fit right anymore. Cool, cool.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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" At the evidentiary hearing on Thursday in Maryland, Mr. Cantú testified, in substance, that a State Department attorney told him what to put in his declaration on a five-minute Teams call and email on November 7, and that he did not know whether the DOS had even been in contact with Costa Rica"
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I concur. It was wild to hear NPR analysts discuss polls and possible midterms outcomes this afternoon solely through the lens terms of inflation and the economy. Of course that's a key driver, but not one mention of the paramilitary raids that are unifying folks in their anger across the country?
Im telling you here in Durham normie PTA parents who were “well I dont think anyone should be here illegally” last week are looking for rope and lampposts for ICE agents this week. Im not exaggerating theyre PISSED. Its uncut rage that is just sitting there for Dems to harness.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Trump drooling over Mamdani in the Oval Office the same day Hakeem Jeffries voted to condemn socialism could not be funnier to me
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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wholly unsurprising that these bros are drinking as a coping mechanism for how much people vocally hate them - ie the Long Beach arrest of CBP agent Isaiah Hodgson for fighting with local police and ICE agent Guillermo Diaz-Torres who drove into a bush after a 12 hour shift based out of Broadview.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The funniest most chilling thing about this is the question of why this has even come up. Who has a burning desire to… display these symbols ?
Update: The U.S. Coast Guard reversed course, saying the swastika and noose were indeed hate symbols that are prohibited.

This came hours after The Post reported that the service was about to enact a new policy that downgraded those symbols.
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I would like to give a shoutout, not only to Judge Ellis, who is doing an incredible job trying to keep these lawless thugs in line — but also to her clerks, who I'm sure have been working insanely long hours to get this 233-page order finalized and cite-checked.
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Thune denies Johnson’s demand for Epstein bill changes
Thune denies Johnson’s demand for Epstein bill changes
Speaker Mike Johnson said he voted for the Jeffrey Epstein disclosure bill Tuesday based on his hope that the Senate would make changes he’s been demanding. Senate Majority Leader John Thune shot that down. Thune said Tuesday evening that, while he had talked with the speaker about the bill, he and Senate GOP legal counsel decided the legislation was “sufficient.” The Senate effectively approved the legislation by unanimous consent mere hours after House passage Tuesday afternoon without provisions sought by Johnson, including additional victim and whistleblower name protections. “I talked with the speaker a bit, and we’ve been in consultation obviously with the White House on this for some time,” Thune told reporters. “The conclusion was when it came out of the House 427-1 that, you know, it was going to pass in the Senate.” Thune’s refusal to amend the bill was just the latest setback Johnson has faced in the Epstein saga, where the Louisiana Republican saw a rank-and-file member of his own party, Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.), pull off a stunning legislative end-run despite the speaker’s months-long opposition campaign. Johnson said after House passage Tuesday that he would “insist upon” changes. “I talked to John Thune over the weekend. I just texted him. We’re going to get together. We’ll talk about this,” Johnson told reporters as he left the floor. “There’s an easy way to amend the legislation to make sure that we don’t do permanent damage to the justice system. And I’m going to insist upon that.” Asked if he would press Trump to veto the bill if the Senate didn’t amend it, Johnson said he would “cross that bridge” if necessary. He also raised “national security” concerns about the bill Tuesday. Thune said Senate Republican lawyers examined the legislation and determined it could go forward without being amended. “Our lawyers obviously had looked closely at some of the issues and had concluded that the bill I think was, you know, sufficient to accomplish what needed to be done here, and that is to get the information out there as quickly as possible,” Thune said. Earlier this week, Johnson told reporters he had received “some comfort” from the Senate that the chamber would make the changes. But Thune never publicly indicated he expected the Senate to revise the bill and even warned earlier Tuesday that changes were unlikely. The only short-lived whiff of resistance that appeared in the Senate Tuesday came from Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.), who appeared to raise concerns at the last minute but did not block the effort. “We were trying to see if we needed to change language to protect the victims,” Mullin said to reporters. Shortly before Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer sought unanimous consent to greenlight the bill, Mullin said that there had been a “conversation” with the administration about what the Oklahoma Republican characterized as “technical changes,” which ultimately didn’t get made.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Greetings from Lebanon, Indiana.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM