claire
@clairealexander.bsky.social
hey didn’t we go to Twitter together?
« Une infirmière très sexy! »
She/elle/they
« Une infirmière très sexy! »
She/elle/they
I created this campaign for my dear friend Yousef who is suffering terribly from the genocide. Please consider donating. Every little bit helps tremendously. chuffed.org/project/1402...
Help save Yousef, his family, and his cat Biso
Hi, I'm Claire, a psychiatric nurse in New York. I'm raising money to help my friend Yousef cross the border into safety once it reopens, and to afford food and clean drinking water. Here's Yousef in ...
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July 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I created this campaign for my dear friend Yousef who is suffering terribly from the genocide. Please consider donating. Every little bit helps tremendously. chuffed.org/project/1402...
When your patients don’t respond to vanilla treatment modalities…
October 9, 2023 at 2:30 PM
When your patients don’t respond to vanilla treatment modalities…
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i hope this email finds you defeated by an enemy you perceived as inferior, i hope the shame hurts more than yr wounds
October 8, 2023 at 11:54 PM
i hope this email finds you defeated by an enemy you perceived as inferior, i hope the shame hurts more than yr wounds
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A regular Mrs. Dalloway over here
September 30, 2023 at 5:16 PM
A regular Mrs. Dalloway over here
Just finished lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s latest, A Creature Wanting Form, and I am going to need everyone to be very quiet for the rest of the day.
September 30, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Just finished lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s latest, A Creature Wanting Form, and I am going to need everyone to be very quiet for the rest of the day.
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In the spirit of bipartisanship I think we all know what Mitch McConnell should do.
September 29, 2023 at 9:32 PM
In the spirit of bipartisanship I think we all know what Mitch McConnell should do.
Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to
September 29, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to
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“please explain this gap in your resume”
what are you, a cop?
what are you, a cop?
“please explain this gap in your resume”
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla w
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla w
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
September 29, 2023 at 7:32 AM
“please explain this gap in your resume”
what are you, a cop?
what are you, a cop?
« Please explain this gap in your resume. »
Non. Disclosure. Agrément.
Non. Disclosure. Agrément.
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
“Executive capitalistic greed.”
“Executive capitalistic greed.”
September 29, 2023 at 9:54 AM
« Please explain this gap in your resume. »
Non. Disclosure. Agrément.
Non. Disclosure. Agrément.
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September 29, 2023 at 5:41 AM
gonna start an onlyfans for soft focus hotel shots of prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I.
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I don’t think the creditors and vendors should get trump’s liquidated assets. I think I should get them, so I can buy the daily wire and make matt walsh write articles about how he wants to be trussed up like a pig and caned by taylor swift wearing a strap on
September 26, 2023 at 11:24 PM
I don’t think the creditors and vendors should get trump’s liquidated assets. I think I should get them, so I can buy the daily wire and make matt walsh write articles about how he wants to be trussed up like a pig and caned by taylor swift wearing a strap on
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A lot of people reading a lot of things into this, but the main takeaway is that elon could easily charge these guys a hundred dollars a month for carbon-fiber tactical checkmarks
Just want you guys to know that right now there's a truly INCREDIBLE thread on Twitter that is causing a bunch of 29-year-olds with undiagnosed anxiety disorders to reveal to the world that they believe they are secretly John Wick
September 26, 2023 at 10:05 PM
A lot of people reading a lot of things into this, but the main takeaway is that elon could easily charge these guys a hundred dollars a month for carbon-fiber tactical checkmarks
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thinking about biblically-accurate clippy (original by me, second improved version by @egallagher.bsky.social)
September 26, 2023 at 10:10 PM
thinking about biblically-accurate clippy (original by me, second improved version by @egallagher.bsky.social)
I do not make puns and I am NOT an ally to the pun-making community. You perverts belong in jail.
September 26, 2023 at 8:57 PM
I do not make puns and I am NOT an ally to the pun-making community. You perverts belong in jail.
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reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale
September 25, 2023 at 9:05 PM
reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale
[Dying at sea] Fuck it, white squall
[getting zapped by Rick Moranis' ray gun] Fuck it, we small.
[impacting ceramic armor at high speed] fuck it, we spall
September 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
[Dying at sea] Fuck it, white squall
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(Eleanor Rigby tune) Beetlejuice handjob
September 16, 2023 at 11:20 AM
(Eleanor Rigby tune) Beetlejuice handjob
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let us let bygones be bygones, especially if they are me endlessly talking behind your back and making up shit about you
the time has come for us to forgive me
the time has come for us to forgive me
August 29, 2023 at 2:41 AM
let us let bygones be bygones, especially if they are me endlessly talking behind your back and making up shit about you
the time has come for us to forgive me
the time has come for us to forgive me
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I've seen it before.
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patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
September 12, 2023 at 9:57 PM
I've seen it before.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
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After the Senate murdered Julius Caesar how did they clean it up? I bet they just left it for the poor janitor to clean up. Fucking politicians
September 9, 2023 at 12:12 AM
After the Senate murdered Julius Caesar how did they clean it up? I bet they just left it for the poor janitor to clean up. Fucking politicians