Christian Plante
@christianplante.bsky.social
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Officer: Do you know why I pulled you ov-
Me: Well, it couldn't have been the blood all over the inside of car, because I can tell that you only just now noticed that.
Me: Well, it couldn't have been the blood all over the inside of car, because I can tell that you only just now noticed that.
February 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you ov-
Me: Well, it couldn't have been the blood all over the inside of car, because I can tell that you only just now noticed that.
Me: Well, it couldn't have been the blood all over the inside of car, because I can tell that you only just now noticed that.
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Cop: are you Nate?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cop: are you Nate?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
Went rock climbing for the first time in many years tonight. Flew up 6s, 7s, and 8s like it was nothing. I think I'm ready to get back into this thing lol
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Went rock climbing for the first time in many years tonight. Flew up 6s, 7s, and 8s like it was nothing. I think I'm ready to get back into this thing lol
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Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.
February 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.
I have this sinking suspicion the next 4 years will be reporters getting reactions from Trump voters that all basically say - We didn't think he'd do those things
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have this sinking suspicion the next 4 years will be reporters getting reactions from Trump voters that all basically say - We didn't think he'd do those things
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why did nobody tell me that reading is actually very calming and relaxing compared to infinitely doomscrolling? there's something to this whole "books" thing. people should read more
love to remember what life was like before the internet because my wifi is out and damn i can just Read. they should advertise books like this
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
why did nobody tell me that reading is actually very calming and relaxing compared to infinitely doomscrolling? there's something to this whole "books" thing. people should read more
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Trump declared that transgender soldiers aren't "honorable, truthful, and disciplined" and thus can no longer serve their country
via @ashleymurray.bsky.social
via @ashleymurray.bsky.social
Trump issues order prohibiting openly transgender service members in the military • Arizona Mirror
President Donald Trump signed orders late Monday banning openly transgender service members from the U.S. military and suppressing any diversity initiatives, including prohibiting “un-American” concep...
azmirror.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump declared that transgender soldiers aren't "honorable, truthful, and disciplined" and thus can no longer serve their country
via @ashleymurray.bsky.social
via @ashleymurray.bsky.social
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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i smell a pulitzer
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i smell a pulitzer
I love the sense of community around certain UC tools.
Them: Teams sucks
Teams users: yep lol
Them: Slack sucks
Slack users: I will take your first born as tribute and parade your corpse as a warning to others
Them: Teams sucks
Teams users: yep lol
Them: Slack sucks
Slack users: I will take your first born as tribute and parade your corpse as a warning to others
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love the sense of community around certain UC tools.
Them: Teams sucks
Teams users: yep lol
Them: Slack sucks
Slack users: I will take your first born as tribute and parade your corpse as a warning to others
Them: Teams sucks
Teams users: yep lol
Them: Slack sucks
Slack users: I will take your first born as tribute and parade your corpse as a warning to others
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This entire project is *very expliclty* about fully purging black people and women from huge swaths of public life, employment and education.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Far-right pundit rails against women in law enforcement: ‘It’s an absurdity!’
‘If we’re being honest, female cops are absurd. It’s an absurdity. I’m sorry. It’s just ridiculous. It’s cartoonish,’ Matt Walsh ranted on his podcast this week
www.independent.co.uk
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This entire project is *very expliclty* about fully purging black people and women from huge swaths of public life, employment and education.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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We are offering two donation levels for our Kazoo at the Zoo musical event: $5 to have the event, $7 to prevent us from having it.
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We are offering two donation levels for our Kazoo at the Zoo musical event: $5 to have the event, $7 to prevent us from having it.
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this reply is so perfectly fucking stupid it belongs in a museum
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this reply is so perfectly fucking stupid it belongs in a museum
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I don’t mean to brag but I’ve seen the paw patrol movie more than anyone else on this app.
January 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t mean to brag but I’ve seen the paw patrol movie more than anyone else on this app.
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[1978]
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[1978]
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
How dare you suggest I'm not respectful? These are my funeral tacos. See? No guac, it's a somber food. Somber and respectful.
January 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
How dare you suggest I'm not respectful? These are my funeral tacos. See? No guac, it's a somber food. Somber and respectful.
I love how everyone is pushing for AI without asking serious questions like:
- is our data actually ready
- do we need to clean our data
- do we know where all of our data actually is
- how much will AI actually cost
- what's our actual use case and business goals aside from "do AI"
- is our data actually ready
- do we need to clean our data
- do we know where all of our data actually is
- how much will AI actually cost
- what's our actual use case and business goals aside from "do AI"
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I love how everyone is pushing for AI without asking serious questions like:
- is our data actually ready
- do we need to clean our data
- do we know where all of our data actually is
- how much will AI actually cost
- what's our actual use case and business goals aside from "do AI"
- is our data actually ready
- do we need to clean our data
- do we know where all of our data actually is
- how much will AI actually cost
- what's our actual use case and business goals aside from "do AI"
Sir, you're of course welcome to blow your nose as needed, but do you have to immediately say "Oh fucking right" after you look at it?
Me: ..... Yes
Me: ..... Yes
January 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sir, you're of course welcome to blow your nose as needed, but do you have to immediately say "Oh fucking right" after you look at it?
Me: ..... Yes
Me: ..... Yes
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I'm surprised Trump didn't call his new cryptocurrency bribecoin.
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm surprised Trump didn't call his new cryptocurrency bribecoin.
Drs office: if you use a walk-in clinic we'll fire you
Me: ok I'm sick, let me come in
Drs office: We're busy go to a walk-in clinic
Me: But you said you'll fire me
Drs office:....
Me: ok I'm sick, let me come in
Drs office: We're busy go to a walk-in clinic
Me: But you said you'll fire me
Drs office:....
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Drs office: if you use a walk-in clinic we'll fire you
Me: ok I'm sick, let me come in
Drs office: We're busy go to a walk-in clinic
Me: But you said you'll fire me
Drs office:....
Me: ok I'm sick, let me come in
Drs office: We're busy go to a walk-in clinic
Me: But you said you'll fire me
Drs office:....
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To the anonymous patron who taught our entire troop of chimpanzees how to do the floss: you will be brought to justice
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
To the anonymous patron who taught our entire troop of chimpanzees how to do the floss: you will be brought to justice
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Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform