Christian
@christiancatone.bsky.social
Recovery, cats & dragons, bad old movies, mst3k/rifftrax, steelers, comics, drums, gaming, horror/suspense, 🏳️🌈 ALLY
Pittsburgh, PA
Pittsburgh, PA
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I would like Twitter to have stronger border security.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I would like Twitter to have stronger border security.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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honk tuah. beep on that thing
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
honk tuah. beep on that thing
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When you finally get the East Wing just the way you like it
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When you finally get the East Wing just the way you like it
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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🔥 COUNTRY SINGER @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social : "You don't get to call yourself a Christian and laugh when families are torn apart — and think it's okay that the highest court in the land just gave a green light to ICE agents to target people because they’re brown or speaking Spanish.”
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
🔥 COUNTRY SINGER @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social : "You don't get to call yourself a Christian and laugh when families are torn apart — and think it's okay that the highest court in the land just gave a green light to ICE agents to target people because they’re brown or speaking Spanish.”
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show me the lie
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
show me the lie
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Showing the world I’m a tough hypermasculine man by being WAY more scared than everyone else
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Showing the world I’m a tough hypermasculine man by being WAY more scared than everyone else
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I’m becoming convinced that the reason they keep making the White House look like Mar-a-Lago is that he’s slowly losing his memory and they keep trying to put him in places that seem familiar.
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m becoming convinced that the reason they keep making the White House look like Mar-a-Lago is that he’s slowly losing his memory and they keep trying to put him in places that seem familiar.
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Love me some you
August 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Love me some you
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The blank pages at the back of books are for you to tear out and eat
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The blank pages at the back of books are for you to tear out and eat
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I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
August 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
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Love me a bit of Sade.
July 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Love me a bit of Sade.