Plugged a Roku into our new smart TV. Experience improved 10x.
Old man move, or is this a popular route?
Old man move, or is this a popular route?
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Plugged a Roku into our new smart TV. Experience improved 10x.
Old man move, or is this a popular route?
Old man move, or is this a popular route?
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
I assume you've never had this happen, @stabbyduck613.bsky.social ?
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I assume you've never had this happen, @stabbyduck613.bsky.social ?
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I do want to congratulate Northwestern on being the first *home* team to ever lose on a walk-off at Wrigley Field
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I do want to congratulate Northwestern on being the first *home* team to ever lose on a walk-off at Wrigley Field
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everyone watching the world series: oh my god they can't keep doing this, this is insane, sports are horrible, i'm losing my mind
joe davis: can i interest you in... northwestern football
joe davis: can i interest you in... northwestern football
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
everyone watching the world series: oh my god they can't keep doing this, this is insane, sports are horrible, i'm losing my mind
joe davis: can i interest you in... northwestern football
joe davis: can i interest you in... northwestern football
Paging @stabbyduck613.bsky.social 😬
October 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Paging @stabbyduck613.bsky.social 😬
Trump commutes sentence of 11 time Super Bowl MVP George Santos!
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trump commutes sentence of 11 time Super Bowl MVP George Santos!
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[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]
Tower we are good
[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]
oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
Tower we are good
[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]
oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]
Tower we are good
[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]
oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
Tower we are good
[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]
oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
his father was unavailable for comment
Well, after all, the saying is that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.
They never said anything about indicating the guy that would throw one
They never said anything about indicating the guy that would throw one
August 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well, after all, the saying is that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.
They never said anything about indicating the guy that would throw one
They never said anything about indicating the guy that would throw one
Well I think at this point the Nova Knicks have a literal mandate of heaven
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well I think at this point the Nova Knicks have a literal mandate of heaven
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Has anyone considered the possibility that they legit think they are negotiating with China, but are actually the prank victims of a drive-time morning zoo radio program in Shanghai?
China Foreign Ministry spox overnight: “Let me make it clear one more time – China and the US are not engaged in any consultation or negotiation on tariffs.”
Treasury Secretary Bessent on CNBC just now:
*BESSENT: ALL ASPECTS OF GOVERNMENT IN CONTACT WITH CHINA
Who you gunna believe?
Treasury Secretary Bessent on CNBC just now:
*BESSENT: ALL ASPECTS OF GOVERNMENT IN CONTACT WITH CHINA
Who you gunna believe?
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Has anyone considered the possibility that they legit think they are negotiating with China, but are actually the prank victims of a drive-time morning zoo radio program in Shanghai?
Not even joking when I say that the Temu and Shein sub-reddits signal Trump's approval dropping 10 points in the next two weeks
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not even joking when I say that the Temu and Shein sub-reddits signal Trump's approval dropping 10 points in the next two weeks
<JD Vance, standing over the body>
"This was for Opus D.E.I."
"This was for Opus D.E.I."
April 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
<JD Vance, standing over the body>
"This was for Opus D.E.I."
"This was for Opus D.E.I."
"We've got Cum To Papa making a move around the outside, ZyGOAT holding on to the small lead, Jizzus Christ falling back and oh my, look at this, we have Seed Money coming out of nowhere to make this a race!!"
You read that right. A startup recently announced the launch of the world’s first live sperm race, and you will be able to watch its inaugural edition right here in Los Angeles. According t…
Sperm racing? A new sport is coming to Los Angeles
You read that right. A startup recently announced the launch of the world’s first live sperm race, and you will be able to watch its inaugural edition right here in Los Angeles. According t…
ktla.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"We've got Cum To Papa making a move around the outside, ZyGOAT holding on to the small lead, Jizzus Christ falling back and oh my, look at this, we have Seed Money coming out of nowhere to make this a race!!"
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
Had a casual conversation with my congressman tonight and my main takeaway is that there is no desire in the party to be putting up real fights in the short term. Voters should react accordingly.
March 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Had a casual conversation with my congressman tonight and my main takeaway is that there is no desire in the party to be putting up real fights in the short term. Voters should react accordingly.
I've never seen such universal disgust for Dem leadership. I think a lot of them are going to be genuinely surprised at what happens to them in the primaries next year.
March 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I've never seen such universal disgust for Dem leadership. I think a lot of them are going to be genuinely surprised at what happens to them in the primaries next year.
@stabbyduck613.bsky.social I assume this has never happened to you
Judge Reyes tells him he can bring his laptop up to the lectern if it's easier to go through an article by Justice Kagan. Adds, "just as a practice tip, if you're in court, you should have all your sources available. And, also, you should have read all the sources. Just a PSA for lawyers."
March 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@stabbyduck613.bsky.social I assume this has never happened to you
Sorry solitaire team, but it's 10:15AM on a Monday. May be time to sit you down and have a heart to heart about something
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sorry solitaire team, but it's 10:15AM on a Monday. May be time to sit you down and have a heart to heart about something
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This chyron is ridiculous. That person is clearly righthanded
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This chyron is ridiculous. That person is clearly righthanded
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"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
March 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
Ok, car. First you're taking over steering when you don't think I'm hitting the curve right. Then you yell at me when I take my hands off the wheel and say "have at it?!" Getting some real mixed signals here
February 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ok, car. First you're taking over steering when you don't think I'm hitting the curve right. Then you yell at me when I take my hands off the wheel and say "have at it?!" Getting some real mixed signals here
This is a massive problem and until one of the political parties has the desire for change and the balls to take a somewhat "fuck the idea of housing as an appreciating asset" stance we are going to face an increasingly restless millennial/gen z population
Median age of homebuyers just hit a new record high of 56
(Via Torsten Slok)
(Via Torsten Slok)
February 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is a massive problem and until one of the political parties has the desire for change and the balls to take a somewhat "fuck the idea of housing as an appreciating asset" stance we are going to face an increasingly restless millennial/gen z population