Chris Marcil
@chrismarcil.bsky.social
Comedy writer and drinker. Currently working on "Beavis and Butt-head," as I was in 1995. All opinions are derived from reviews of books I didn't read.
We were talking in the office *literally yesterday* about a discussion like this happening on "Fresh Air"
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We were talking in the office *literally yesterday* about a discussion like this happening on "Fresh Air"
attn @edsbs.bsky.social
bros, is this science?
I am taking a break from loaded barbell back squats (still under 100 lb, squats are a struggle for me and I try to go low)
I feel like backing off and doing goblet and front dumbbell squats, ass to grass, will help ankle mobility
then I can do real ones better
I hope?
I am taking a break from loaded barbell back squats (still under 100 lb, squats are a struggle for me and I try to go low)
I feel like backing off and doing goblet and front dumbbell squats, ass to grass, will help ankle mobility
then I can do real ones better
I hope?
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
attn @edsbs.bsky.social
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Gratified on a clinical level to finally have an ironclad example to point writers to what I mean by “don’t get cute”
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gratified on a clinical level to finally have an ironclad example to point writers to what I mean by “don’t get cute”
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It is crazy that there is no testing or licensing regime for these things, dozens of deaths later. A drug which had such serious mental side effects would have been withdrawn instantly
🚨OpenAI’s new “safer” version of ChatGPT actually allows more harm.
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is crazy that there is no testing or licensing regime for these things, dozens of deaths later. A drug which had such serious mental side effects would have been withdrawn instantly
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It is our turn next
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is our turn next
This is the Seranthony Dominguez us Orioles fans know and…know
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is the Seranthony Dominguez us Orioles fans know and…know
Rooting for LA but not against Vladdy
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. GETS IT.
He's wearing a Marie-Philip Poulin jersey entering the Rogers Centre ahead of Game 7.
Captain Clutch. Just what Vladdy wants to be for the #WANTITALL tonight.
He's wearing a Marie-Philip Poulin jersey entering the Rogers Centre ahead of Game 7.
Captain Clutch. Just what Vladdy wants to be for the #WANTITALL tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Rooting for LA but not against Vladdy
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This game has been so exciting that even Rob Manfred might be watching it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This game has been so exciting that even Rob Manfred might be watching it.
Good on Kiké for not dislocating Rojas’s shoulder when congratulating him
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Good on Kiké for not dislocating Rojas’s shoulder when congratulating him
Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
Addison Barger and Emmet Sheehan were both minor figures in the 1950s NY literary world
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Addison Barger and Emmet Sheehan were both minor figures in the 1950s NY literary world
I live in LA and my kids are Dodgers fans, but I wouldn’t mind a Jays win because somehow I think it’ll be bad for the Maple Leafs
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I live in LA and my kids are Dodgers fans, but I wouldn’t mind a Jays win because somehow I think it’ll be bad for the Maple Leafs
Humming “Summer Wind” as I prepare the last tomato sandwich of the season
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Humming “Summer Wind” as I prepare the last tomato sandwich of the season
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i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
True Grit ought to be taught alongside, or instead of, The Great Gatsby as The Novel That Is About America But Is Short
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
True Grit ought to be taught alongside, or instead of, The Great Gatsby as The Novel That Is About America But Is Short
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Loved this book, in part because so many of the people interviewed can’t resist mentioning how cheap their rent was.
SUPER excited to do an event upstate NY at The Golden Notebook @thegoldennotebooks.bsky.social with my friend and esteemed author of the Lou Reed biography, @willhermes.bsky.social for the Paperback release!!! Please come!! Tell your friends!!
October 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Loved this book, in part because so many of the people interviewed can’t resist mentioning how cheap their rent was.
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hmmm let's turn off quote tweets before I get blue maga honking over me here
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
hmmm let's turn off quote tweets before I get blue maga honking over me here
Yanks announcers saying Judge is the greatest RH hitter of the past century like Hank Aaron never existed.
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yanks announcers saying Judge is the greatest RH hitter of the past century like Hank Aaron never existed.
I don't know why people are talking about the crisis in masculinity
GOD I ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMED OUT LOUD I LOVE OLD MAN TITS SO MUCH
September 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I don't know why people are talking about the crisis in masculinity
In honor of Clayton Kershaw, a K-heavy lineup
IOWA FOOTBALL ROSTER NAMES
Bodey
Braeden
Cannon
Caden
Cale
Kael
Kale
Kade
Kaden
Karson
Kelby
Koen
Kyler
Hayden
Jaden
Jayden
Jaxon
Landyn
Rayce
Teegan
Bodey
Braeden
Cannon
Caden
Cale
Kael
Kale
Kade
Kaden
Karson
Kelby
Koen
Kyler
Hayden
Jaden
Jayden
Jaxon
Landyn
Rayce
Teegan
September 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
In honor of Clayton Kershaw, a K-heavy lineup
More evidence for my “all white professional athletes who don’t play basketball are MAGA until proven otherwise” hypothesis
Since posting this, Turcotte, Zegras, and Fantilli have posted the exact same post to their stories. Pat Maroon and Will Francis made other posts mourning Charlie Kirk's death.
Columbus Blue Jackets star Zach Werenski has responded to Charlie Kirk's death by sharing an Instagram post by a site known as "MAGA Vogue".
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
More evidence for my “all white professional athletes who don’t play basketball are MAGA until proven otherwise” hypothesis
Thrilled at the Orioles win, but can’t bring myself to talk trash to my Dodgers-loving daughter
September 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thrilled at the Orioles win, but can’t bring myself to talk trash to my Dodgers-loving daughter
Beavis and Butt-head season 3 premieres tomorrow on Comedy Central! Because we're known for our intricate storytelling and devotion to the narrative art, here's something that'll help you get caught up on the previous seasons
Previously On Beavis and Butt-Head
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September 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Beavis and Butt-head season 3 premieres tomorrow on Comedy Central! Because we're known for our intricate storytelling and devotion to the narrative art, here's something that'll help you get caught up on the previous seasons
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Then explain how #Ted got promoted at his job, Butt-Head.
Watch an all #new season of #MikeJudgesBeavisandButtHead this coming Wednesday after a new episode of #SouthPark, on #ComedyCentral at 10:30pm/11:00pm(9:30/10:00pmc).
Watch an all #new season of #MikeJudgesBeavisandButtHead this coming Wednesday after a new episode of #SouthPark, on #ComedyCentral at 10:30pm/11:00pm(9:30/10:00pmc).
August 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Then explain how #Ted got promoted at his job, Butt-Head.
Watch an all #new season of #MikeJudgesBeavisandButtHead this coming Wednesday after a new episode of #SouthPark, on #ComedyCentral at 10:30pm/11:00pm(9:30/10:00pmc).
Watch an all #new season of #MikeJudgesBeavisandButtHead this coming Wednesday after a new episode of #SouthPark, on #ComedyCentral at 10:30pm/11:00pm(9:30/10:00pmc).