Chris
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Chris
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Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
Pinned
77.3 million rubes said HURR EGG PRICES DURRRR and now here we are.
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
you genuinely have to admire his brain. getting hammered 24/7 on Epstein? better fabricate a personal link to the Unabomber, specifically mentioning one of the prestigious universities where Epstein peddled his influence
Complete Nazi shit.

Not as important but still true: you don’t sound erudite or smart when you use phrases like “ought by right”. You sound like a fucking asshole.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Clearly he's just concerned for the welfare of a certain set of fans. Do a Google search for "Brett Favre Welfare" to find out more!
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I hadn’t read a book in a decade, or wanted to in longer. Then I read “Hell is a World Without You” by @jasonkirk.fyi and I’ve read 26 books since.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fewer and Fewer People Like Pat McAfee™
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
mf never been to Chicago in his fucking life.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is probably right in the long run, it just sucks in the here and now.
A bit of a contrarian view. Democrats likely won't pay a price for this in the midterms. The American memory is quite short on political machinations. But Republicans are about to learn a central tenet of American politics: You cannot give people a benefit and then take it away.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
you can't even smoke at CLT anymore, how har a city can it be?
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The thing I don’t get about the Pod Bros hating Bluesky is that when it is all said and done, they have the same opinions as more people on here than on the nazi hell site where they think their audience is. Maybe they just like to shout with nazis and Vance more?
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Either he’s a lying piece of shit or an ineffective leader. Either way, hang ‘em up, Chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Good Wife heads absolutely know this hurt.
Been watching Yellowstone for the first time. I never considered how annoying it would be to get hooked on a 2010s TV show that isn't in the "prestige" TV world and thus doesn't have a good Vulture or AV Club etc. recap for every episode
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Shoulda seen it coming when he did this cringe bit on day 1. www.youtube.com/shorts/CM1Nl...
Giants New HC Brian Daboll Rolls up to the Giants Facility for his first day.
YouTube video by Tanner Phifer
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A senate candidate that follows babes on their main? That’s called relatable.
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The perfect post doesn’t exis——
There's going to be a crowded race for this seat, obviously, but one name we can't overlook: Cincinnati head football coach Scott Satterfield, who's reportedly interested in a move to the political arena
BREAKING:

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi is retiring.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hearing the first thing Zohran is going to do is put bright LEDs on all the free busses so that when riders get on, they see the Light of Islam
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is the same energy he brings to the table when his son asks him why he's checking so much PAWG content on his jerk off app
Johnson: I don't think the loss last night was any reflection about Republicans at all.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Be a shame if he ran against Hakeem Jeffries. Can’t imagine.
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Today is an absolute rebuke of anti-transgender politics, and a real sign that the anti-trans panic is fading.

From VA Gov to Loudoun County to New Jersey to New York City and Pennsylvania, anti-trans Republicans are falling left and right.
Democrats are currently ahead in 63 (!!!) races in the Virginia House of Delegates.

If this holds, it would be one of the largest state legislature swings in the last 4 years.

Its an absolute bloodbath for anti-trans Republicans.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dog, we got Raffi dunking on fools. We are so back.
BREAKING: Democrat Zohran Mamdani is elected Mayor of New York City, in the largest turnout vote since 1969. first Muslim and immigrant mayor of New York City, and the first Muslim to be elected mayor of a major U.S. city. ✅

huge upset vs Elon, Donald who backed Cuomo. trump will blame Biden. 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They’re all going to the hell they believe in.
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every time JAJ dos the impression on SNL I think maybe he overcooked it. But then president pedophile does a tight five about TiVo and you’re reminded how it’s the best impression Lorne’s ever put on the show.
Trump: "Thank goodness for TiVo or something thereof, right? We love TiVo. It's one of the greatest inventions in history. Have a good time. Thank you."
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Categorize it however you want, this movie fucking rocks.
Would watch this version as well
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Stuff keeps on happening during these interviews “

Yeah I wonder how we can avoid that?
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM