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Chris
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Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
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Until someone builds a bigger toilet paper
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This is a two-panel meme using a template featuring a person in the front seat of a car yelling at a person in the back seat. Top Panel: The front seat person (yelling) has the NCAA logo superimposed over their face. The text below them reads: "Why cant you just be normal?" Bottom Panel: The back seat person (cringing/screaming) has the Baylor University "BU" logo (green and gold) superimposed over their face. The text below them reads: "*Screams*" Overall Meaning: The meme suggests that the NCAA views Baylor University's sports programs as consistently irregular, unconventional, or controversial, causing the university to act wildly or unpredictably in response to the pressure or scrutiny.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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oh, right.
A text excerpt from an article or newsletter discussing a summit lineup. The text reads: * The NYT announced the lineup for the Andrew Ross Sorkin-anchored **DealBook** summit, which included one curious name: **Erika Kirk**. [NYT] * A panel on journalism hosted by **Michael Barbaro** will include: **Charlamagne Tha God**, **Jon Favreau**, **Amna Nawaz**, **David Remnick**, **Stephanie Ruhle**, **Andrew Schulz**, and **Ben Shapiro**. The image file is titled "awful bullshit.jpg".
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I'm so sorry for this cursed image.
A truly cursed image: Anduril's Palmer Luckey as Buck-I-Guy
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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My gasts are significantly more flabbered now than they were before I took the quiz.

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October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Y’all wanna see a dead body?
A screenshot of a post on the social media platform X (formerly Twitter). The original post is from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who writes: "Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn't have come in fifth." Below this text is a quote-repost from Riley Gaines, whose post is visible, which says: "We're being destroyed from within." Below Riley Gaines' text is a large image showing AOC, Bernie Sanders, and Zohran standing on a brightly lit outdoor stage, waving to a large crowd of people. The image is timestamped "2:50 PM · Oct 27, 2025" and shows a large number of likes, comments, and shares.
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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To me it’s perfect @thelouvreof.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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A screenshot from The Simpsons shows Homer (right) and Lisa (left) on a couch in their living room. Homer, with a surprised or intense expression, is leaning towards Lisa, who looks slightly exasperated. The text overlay reads: "DAD. THERE ARE OTHER WIPES BESIDE STAR-WIPES. WHY EAT HAMBURGER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE STEAK?"
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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@rememberthatguy.bsky.social are we back or what
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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we do a dumb thing on the group chat where, during one of the Chiefs 10000 national games, someone (usually @scottbskabees.bsky.social) will send a video doing the dumb Pat Mahomes hand gesture thing, and I may make this into a bit for the rest of the year?
October 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Hell yeah. I saw this three times in theaters. It capital-R RIPPED. @kylebandujo.bsky.social @cwdarney.bsky.social @mattscalici.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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BREAKING: Two old white dudes say you’re not allowed to have fun anymore.
NEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSSSS
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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all you need to know
A screenshot of a social media post from a user named Amy McGrath. The post shows her handle, @amymcgrath.bsky.social, and indicates that it was posted one day ago. Below her name are icons and text indicating that she is followed by people who also follow Brianna Wu, Jonathan Chait, and Matt Yglesias.
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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#chiefskingdom
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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We, as a society, are done.
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Now if you search for "is donald trump experiencing dementia?" on Google, it *still* doesn't give you the same AI summary as for others, but now it just points to a bunch of articles calling Google out for it lol
A Google search results page for the query "is donald trump showing signs of dementia". The results include headlines from The Daily Beast, Hindustan Times, Wikipedia, MyStateline, and The Independent, with several recent articles (3-4 hours ago) discussing accusations that Google's AI has been "blocking" or "hiding" search results related to Trump's mental health. The Wikipedia entry addresses "Age and health concerns about Donald Trump."
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Look, no single demo votes as a bloc, but latino voters backed these fucking clowns at historic highs, and so far the only thing that support has earned is that they're "acting like Fidel" and coming just shy of calling Jeffries a "b*aner" on socials.
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Nazi just checking 4chan
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Love the Ryder Cup
A four-panel image macro using the "person putting on clown makeup" meme. Panel 1: A person is applying white face paint. The text reads: "First three sessions weren't that bad." Panel 2: The person has applied more makeup, including blue eyeshadow and a red clown nose outline. The text reads: "We sweep the Saturday afternoon and we're right back in it." Panel 3: The person is now putting on a colorful, rainbow clown wig. The makeup is nearly complete. The text reads: "Collin and Scottie are born singles players." Panel 4: The transformation is complete, showing a full clown face with a wig. The text reads: "Euros can't keep the momentum going." The meme implies a series of increasingly self-delusional or hopeful statements about a sporting event, likely the Ryder Cup, that leads to a disappointing or clowntastic realization. The names "Collin" (Morikawa) and "Scottie" (Scheffler) confirm the golf context.
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Here's a joke for like 14 people
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker, a white man with dark hair, is shown from the chest up, wearing a dark suit and blue shirt. He is speaking during an interview, with his hands gesturing slightly. The bottom of the screen has a red and white banner that reads, "MIKA'S ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEW WITH GOV. JB PRITZKER" and the MSNBC logo. A close-up, color portrait of the musician Mika. He is a white man with brown, curly hair and is looking directly at the camera. He is wearing a bright green, velvet jacket with a high-collared, ruffled white shirt underneath. The background is a solid, light blue color.
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Sickkkkkkkk
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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27 years ago today, a legend began it's short run. @sitcompeople.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Her's and my reaction when FlightAware tells me I'm on a 27 year old Embrarer 170
September 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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There are cathedrals everywhere for Nate Silvers with eyes to see them
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM