Chris
@chriskopech.com
Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
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Chris
@chriskopech.com
· Jul 16
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
you genuinely have to admire his brain. getting hammered 24/7 on Epstein? better fabricate a personal link to the Unabomber, specifically mentioning one of the prestigious universities where Epstein peddled his influence
77.3 million rubes said HURR EGG PRICES DURRRR and now here we are.
Not at all the point but these bozos don't even know how phone numbers work, even when trying to dunk on people.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not at all the point but these bozos don't even know how phone numbers work, even when trying to dunk on people.
The right's obsession with children will never beat the pedocon allegations.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The right's obsession with children will never beat the pedocon allegations.
One of our most WR1 of all the WR1s (extremely derogatory)
BREAKING: New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs is facing criminal charges of strangulation and assault, court records show. on.nbcboston.com/TIsaGUq
Star Patriots receiver Stefon Diggs facing criminal charges
New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs is facing criminal charges.
on.nbcboston.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of our most WR1 of all the WR1s (extremely derogatory)
Seeing The Wall in a theater. Let's get weird.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Seeing The Wall in a theater. Let's get weird.
These mfs are all going to burn in the hell that they absolutely believe in.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
These mfs are all going to burn in the hell that they absolutely believe in.
Shit like this makes me much less worried about the manosphere taking over. This country looks a lot different than HGH Rogan, Shane's dumb ass, and incel nazi Nick Fuentes.
Idk, maybe stop signal blasting it for them though????
Idk, maybe stop signal blasting it for them though????
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Shit like this makes me much less worried about the manosphere taking over. This country looks a lot different than HGH Rogan, Shane's dumb ass, and incel nazi Nick Fuentes.
Idk, maybe stop signal blasting it for them though????
Idk, maybe stop signal blasting it for them though????
Do you think that even his most ardent supporters are still going a big rubbery one waiting for his yearly paean to his haters? Like, do they still get the push notification and be like, "hey, look what our favorite president said! Lmao it's so fucking good!" I still can't believe these people exist
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Do you think that even his most ardent supporters are still going a big rubbery one waiting for his yearly paean to his haters? Like, do they still get the push notification and be like, "hey, look what our favorite president said! Lmao it's so fucking good!" I still can't believe these people exist
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NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively
Golf Trip car choice 1. Room for everything and more. It's a limo sans pretense and with storage space.
we rented a chrysler pacifica for our trip down to see my folks after christmas and i now totally get why people like minivans. this thing rules.
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Golf Trip car choice 1. Room for everything and more. It's a limo sans pretense and with storage space.
I feel incredibly hurt by the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social not being Edmund Fitzgerald ball knowers. Disappointing.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I feel incredibly hurt by the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social not being Edmund Fitzgerald ball knowers. Disappointing.
We all know about When It Happens™️ but When This Also Happens™️ might be on the same level.
Stephen Miller wants everyone at 60 Minutes who “engaged in this revolt” (aka told the truth) fired
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We all know about When It Happens™️ but When This Also Happens™️ might be on the same level.
I feel so seen.
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel so seen.
Ah, it appears the nazis have set their sights on Columbus.
Elon Musk calls Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther a 'traitor to America'
Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther drew the ire of several high-profile right-wing figures over the weekend.
www.dispatch.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ah, it appears the nazis have set their sights on Columbus.
SNF broadcast glazing Diggs for:
1. Refusing medical attention
2. Trying to leave the medical tent against orders
3. Sneaking out the back of the medical tent
Are these good things? Like, that sounds like the behavior of a malcontent WR that's been on three teams in the last three years 🤷
1. Refusing medical attention
2. Trying to leave the medical tent against orders
3. Sneaking out the back of the medical tent
Are these good things? Like, that sounds like the behavior of a malcontent WR that's been on three teams in the last three years 🤷
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
SNF broadcast glazing Diggs for:
1. Refusing medical attention
2. Trying to leave the medical tent against orders
3. Sneaking out the back of the medical tent
Are these good things? Like, that sounds like the behavior of a malcontent WR that's been on three teams in the last three years 🤷
1. Refusing medical attention
2. Trying to leave the medical tent against orders
3. Sneaking out the back of the medical tent
Are these good things? Like, that sounds like the behavior of a malcontent WR that's been on three teams in the last three years 🤷
Reposted by Chris
When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
Has Quint Kessenich ever done a walk and talk before?
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Has Quint Kessenich ever done a walk and talk before?
I got to write with @mattbrown.bsky.social in a previous generation of sports internetdom, and he's great, obviously. And it rules that ESPN doing ESPN things led to even more traffic for his.
"Reached by Defector Wednesday morning, Brown was noticeably less enraged by ESPN's behavior than was the reporter who'd called him." defector.com/creator-of-a...
Creator Of Athletic Director Simulator Supremely Chill About ESPN Copying His Idea | Defector
Say at least this much for Matt Brown, writer of the college sports-focused Extra Points newsletter: He is a fair-minded guy. You can safely bestow unto him the Ceremonial Scepter of Good Duderdom.…
defector.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I got to write with @mattbrown.bsky.social in a previous generation of sports internetdom, and he's great, obviously. And it rules that ESPN doing ESPN things led to even more traffic for his.
Bless up @kylebandujo.bsky.social getting Fairytale of New York in the song draft. Tom Brady in the 7th rd quality. A++ grades from the pundits.
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Bless up @kylebandujo.bsky.social getting Fairytale of New York in the song draft. Tom Brady in the 7th rd quality. A++ grades from the pundits.
"Congratulations to President Kennedy" man whatttt?
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"Congratulations to President Kennedy" man whatttt?
Begging the rest of the industry to cover this they way Eric is.
Brutal numbers for food in the latest inflation report:
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Inflation spikes 2.7 percent despite Trump’s claims ‘prices are down’
Prices on numerous goods spike as the labor market continues to be sluggish
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Begging the rest of the industry to cover this they way Eric is.
This is wonderful.
Liz Cook reviews Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's Kansas City steakhouse: defector.com/two-nights-p...
Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce's Steakhouse | Defector
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As celebrity restaurant mascots, athletes offer a tidy sense of vertical integration: Why not supply the very calories they need to expend on the field? I’m surprised there are so…
defector.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is wonderful.
It couldn't mean less, but the next Dem president needs to have a staff position that just films the crews taking down all the bullshit that trump added to the building.
Pool report from @joeygarrison.bsky.social — new plaques installed outside the Oval Office that mock past Democrat presidents.
The one that names Barack Hussein Obama says he presided over the "highly ineffective 'Unaffordable' Care Act," among other critiques.
The one that names Barack Hussein Obama says he presided over the "highly ineffective 'Unaffordable' Care Act," among other critiques.
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It couldn't mean less, but the next Dem president needs to have a staff position that just films the crews taking down all the bullshit that trump added to the building.
Isaac Jaffe heads stand up
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Isaac Jaffe heads stand up