Chris 🧪⚒️
@chrisdoesrocks.bsky.social
Geologist, map maker, and partially-reformed trainwreck. Not TikTok famous either. https://linktr.ee/chrisdoesrocks
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
This week's word has multiple meanings, but I'm only dealing with the geology one. Anything else is anthropology, which is outside my department. #geology #wednsdayword
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This week's word has multiple meanings, but I'm only dealing with the geology one. Anything else is anthropology, which is outside my department. #geology #wednsdayword
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
It is with great remorse that I have to approve this one.
As a remote sensing geoscientist, I am often asked about satellite and other aerial images. So here's a primer:
Arial imagery vs Times New Roman imagery.
#dadjoke #EarthObservation
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Arial imagery vs Times New Roman imagery.
#dadjoke #EarthObservation
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It is with great remorse that I have to approve this one.
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Congrats to everyone who pushed the “woke left threatens free speech on campus” lie. I know some of yall believed it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Congrats to everyone who pushed the “woke left threatens free speech on campus” lie. I know some of yall believed it.
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The fact that rich people are buying up the media and politicians, and using up the remaining carbon budget is very bad for everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The fact that rich people are buying up the media and politicians, and using up the remaining carbon budget is very bad for everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore
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BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
This week's word is an adjective for splitting in general, but in geology it especially applies to planar features of rocks. 🧪⚒️ #geology #science #wednsdayword
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This week's word is an adjective for splitting in general, but in geology it especially applies to planar features of rocks. 🧪⚒️ #geology #science #wednsdayword
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
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REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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This kind of black listing, to be clear, is actually bad for American Jews. And rich from the industry that continued to employ Mel Gibson.
fuck this shit
www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/11...
www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/11...
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This kind of black listing, to be clear, is actually bad for American Jews. And rich from the industry that continued to employ Mel Gibson.
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Have you ever, in your entire life, had a 46-day paid vacation?
House Republicans are enjoying that right now while millions of families struggle to make ends meet without a paycheck.
House Republicans are enjoying that right now while millions of families struggle to make ends meet without a paycheck.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Have you ever, in your entire life, had a 46-day paid vacation?
House Republicans are enjoying that right now while millions of families struggle to make ends meet without a paycheck.
House Republicans are enjoying that right now while millions of families struggle to make ends meet without a paycheck.
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I'm seeing reports about CBS firing black employees. It includes closing their race and culture unit, moving coverage of Africa to the London office, and laying off all minorities from shuttered teams while transferring white employees. Sounds like its time for the boycott to come back.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm seeing reports about CBS firing black employees. It includes closing their race and culture unit, moving coverage of Africa to the London office, and laying off all minorities from shuttered teams while transferring white employees. Sounds like its time for the boycott to come back.
This week's mineral is named in Russian, so I am definitely saying it wrong. But I checked my spelling, so you should be able to use that. 🧪⚒️ #geology #mineral #mondaymineral
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This week's mineral is named in Russian, so I am definitely saying it wrong. But I checked my spelling, so you should be able to use that. 🧪⚒️ #geology #mineral #mondaymineral
Chat GPT is running prime time television ads. When a tech company starts advertising to the normies, you know the venture capital has dried up and they're feeling the pressure. The bubble won't last long now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Chat GPT is running prime time television ads. When a tech company starts advertising to the normies, you know the venture capital has dried up and they're feeling the pressure. The bubble won't last long now.
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Trump posts that he’s going to help Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams, who made an appeal to the president on Twitter because his insurer has been too slow to schedule a drug treatment for his cancer.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump posts that he’s going to help Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams, who made an appeal to the president on Twitter because his insurer has been too slow to schedule a drug treatment for his cancer.
I just searched for Yuri Pyatenko to find some of his work on crystal chemistry, and the only results I got were for a different guy who got a Soviet medal after Yuri was dead. The Internet was supposed to be the world's library, but Google shredded the card catalog and replaced it sales brochures.
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just searched for Yuri Pyatenko to find some of his work on crystal chemistry, and the only results I got were for a different guy who got a Soviet medal after Yuri was dead. The Internet was supposed to be the world's library, but Google shredded the card catalog and replaced it sales brochures.