Chris C
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@billweircnn.bsky.social I like that coat you're wearing in air right now. Who makes it?
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
@billweircnn.bsky.social I like that coat you're wearing in air right now. Who makes it?
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Dave Columbo is amazing
I feel like Republican politicians should be forced to watch every one of Columbo's Trump-speech performances—Clockwork Orange-style—and then take a lie detector test about whether they think their party leader is mentally deranged and dangerous
I feel like Republican politicians should be forced to watch every one of Columbo's Trump-speech performances—Clockwork Orange-style—and then take a lie detector test about whether they think their party leader is mentally deranged and dangerous
Trump Monologue 8 #politics #politicalhumor
YouTube video by Dave Columbo
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January 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Dave Columbo is amazing
I feel like Republican politicians should be forced to watch every one of Columbo's Trump-speech performances—Clockwork Orange-style—and then take a lie detector test about whether they think their party leader is mentally deranged and dangerous
I feel like Republican politicians should be forced to watch every one of Columbo's Trump-speech performances—Clockwork Orange-style—and then take a lie detector test about whether they think their party leader is mentally deranged and dangerous
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Greg Bovino is a little dick.
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Greg Bovino is a little dick.
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
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This is possibly one of my favourite McKimson shorts, mainly because of how lively he made Bugs here with all the acts he's trying to perform, especially his scat-singing and dancing, much to the scientists’ disapproval.
Cartoon: "Hot Cross Bunny" (1948, Robert McKimson)
Cartoon: "Hot Cross Bunny" (1948, Robert McKimson)
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This is possibly one of my favourite McKimson shorts, mainly because of how lively he made Bugs here with all the acts he's trying to perform, especially his scat-singing and dancing, much to the scientists’ disapproval.
Cartoon: "Hot Cross Bunny" (1948, Robert McKimson)
Cartoon: "Hot Cross Bunny" (1948, Robert McKimson)
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A coward then, and a coward today.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
A coward then, and a coward today.
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The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.
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Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
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I just remembered a “Simpsons” joke that applies here but it’s… got a problem, and sure enough, they went back and fixed it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I just remembered a “Simpsons” joke that applies here but it’s… got a problem, and sure enough, they went back and fixed it.
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CBS trying to squash multiple verified reports Ross injured himself by over-tightening the corset he wears under his Sailor Moon outfit
my sources are telling me jonathan ross’ internal bleeding was the result of wiping his ass too hard
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
CBS trying to squash multiple verified reports Ross injured himself by over-tightening the corset he wears under his Sailor Moon outfit
New emopop band: Timothy Busfield's Mugshot.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
New emopop band: Timothy Busfield's Mugshot.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Did ICE have a bring your child to work day?
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Did ICE have a bring your child to work day?
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I want this to happen 5000 more times
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I want this to happen 5000 more times
I'm not Ian Eagle, I'm... Ryan Beagle and I'm certainly not on the run from the authorities.
January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I'm not Ian Eagle, I'm... Ryan Beagle and I'm certainly not on the run from the authorities.
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So I’m super tempted to get this. I can cook but I hate it and even at $1500 in the long run it’s cheaper than all the delivery I get.
youtu.be/yturqqp64Ng?...
youtu.be/yturqqp64Ng?...
Never Cook Again! | Posha Robo-Chef Review
YouTube video by Tech Spurt
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January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So I’m super tempted to get this. I can cook but I hate it and even at $1500 in the long run it’s cheaper than all the delivery I get.
youtu.be/yturqqp64Ng?...
youtu.be/yturqqp64Ng?...
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"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
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Football and sports in general are our country's best escape.
My dad, who would not stick out as an obvious football fan, has spent ~3 weeks going daily to the hospital to be with a loved one. I know it's been very taxing on him.
Last night's game clearly was a welcome distraction for him.
My dad, who would not stick out as an obvious football fan, has spent ~3 weeks going daily to the hospital to be with a loved one. I know it's been very taxing on him.
Last night's game clearly was a welcome distraction for him.
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Football and sports in general are our country's best escape.
My dad, who would not stick out as an obvious football fan, has spent ~3 weeks going daily to the hospital to be with a loved one. I know it's been very taxing on him.
Last night's game clearly was a welcome distraction for him.
My dad, who would not stick out as an obvious football fan, has spent ~3 weeks going daily to the hospital to be with a loved one. I know it's been very taxing on him.
Last night's game clearly was a welcome distraction for him.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Absolute agree with the article you've written. Too bad all my Trump loving neighbors will respond by saying, "Yeah maybe this isn't what I thought America First meant, but as long as we keep that trans kid off the swim team I'm good with it".
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Absolute agree with the article you've written. Too bad all my Trump loving neighbors will respond by saying, "Yeah maybe this isn't what I thought America First meant, but as long as we keep that trans kid off the swim team I'm good with it".
@classicshowbiz.bsky.social Just saw Totie Fields on a vintage "Tattletales," with her husband Georgie Johnston, who they said was a comic. I can't find much about him. Not even a Wikipedia page. Any insight into that guy?
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@classicshowbiz.bsky.social Just saw Totie Fields on a vintage "Tattletales," with her husband Georgie Johnston, who they said was a comic. I can't find much about him. Not even a Wikipedia page. Any insight into that guy?
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Sorry... why would there need to be an emergency indoor inauguration on January 20, 2029 with bulletproof glass and protections against civilian monitoring tech?
Oh, that's right. Martial law is coming. I keep forgetting.
Oh, that's right. Martial law is coming. I keep forgetting.
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sorry... why would there need to be an emergency indoor inauguration on January 20, 2029 with bulletproof glass and protections against civilian monitoring tech?
Oh, that's right. Martial law is coming. I keep forgetting.
Oh, that's right. Martial law is coming. I keep forgetting.
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"MY HUSBAND WAS KILLED BY A HUSQVARNA MOHEL!"
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"MY HUSBAND WAS KILLED BY A HUSQVARNA MOHEL!"