Chris
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Chris
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Progressive. Lucky person.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Ohio State
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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let Diego Pavia play college football until he's 40, I don't care
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Go 'guins baby 🐧🐧🐧
Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Indiana isn't going to miss the playoff if it loses this game. Penn State has already fired its coach.

And yet that atmosphere is still amped. Exhibit 2,371 that the playoff didn't run college football.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just want to have a record of saying this is completely preposterous
OpenAI is requesting financial support from the government for its expansion, per Bloomberg.

OpenAI wants taxpayers to guarantee its debt. They’re asking the government to guarantee loans like a co-signer).

When private companies start asking for public funds, it’s a sign the bubble will pop.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
✔️ spectacular meltdown by your Chicago Bears
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jeremiah Smith, alien
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
100% in on all Jane Schoenbrun projects
“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.
Netflix Lands ‘Black Hole’ Series From ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Filmmaker Jane Schoenbrun
Co-produced by New Regency, the drama is based on a graphic novel by Charles Burns.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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All-time social media graphic from ESPN
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM