Alex Chousmith
@chousmith.dev
sr mgr, web dev, digital marketing. making webs. also still playing bass guitar sometimes. he/him
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
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Developers: Can you believe what ABC, CEO of DEF, has said?
Me: Who?
Developers: Check out what developer GHI has done!
Me: Who?
Developers: Company JKL released version X of the MNO library!
Me: Who? What?
I don't know if I'm old, out of touch with the tech community, or just living a happy life
Me: Who?
Developers: Check out what developer GHI has done!
Me: Who?
Developers: Company JKL released version X of the MNO library!
Me: Who? What?
I don't know if I'm old, out of touch with the tech community, or just living a happy life
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Developers: Can you believe what ABC, CEO of DEF, has said?
Me: Who?
Developers: Check out what developer GHI has done!
Me: Who?
Developers: Company JKL released version X of the MNO library!
Me: Who? What?
I don't know if I'm old, out of touch with the tech community, or just living a happy life
Me: Who?
Developers: Check out what developer GHI has done!
Me: Who?
Developers: Company JKL released version X of the MNO library!
Me: Who? What?
I don't know if I'm old, out of touch with the tech community, or just living a happy life
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One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed
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kindness is free. for an ad-free kindness experience, upgrade to kindness+ starting at $15.99 a month
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
kindness is free. for an ad-free kindness experience, upgrade to kindness+ starting at $15.99 a month
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KPop Demon Hunters is like a 70s Hanna Barbera cartoon but they’re finally allowed to murder the monsters
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
KPop Demon Hunters is like a 70s Hanna Barbera cartoon but they’re finally allowed to murder the monsters
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is cheekface inevitable
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
is cheekface inevitable
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On-prem infrastructure specialists when AWS and Azure faceplant:
OPEN THE CAGE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE CAGE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
On-prem infrastructure specialists when AWS and Azure faceplant:
OPEN THE CAGE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE CAGE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
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Not to be dramatic, but the upcoming time change is going to ruin my life.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Not to be dramatic, but the upcoming time change is going to ruin my life.
Your package will be delivered sometime today. The driver has the package. The package is out. Oh you just left your house for a couple hours? The package was left outside your front door 5 minutes after you left…
I hate to seem like a huge complainer but FedEx tracking is the worst in the whole world
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Your package will be delivered sometime today. The driver has the package. The package is out. Oh you just left your house for a couple hours? The package was left outside your front door 5 minutes after you left…
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Your grandparents bought a house on a single income. You have a master's degree and three roommates. But at least you can summon any song ever recorded in 2 seconds, so it evens out?
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Your grandparents bought a house on a single income. You have a master's degree and three roommates. But at least you can summon any song ever recorded in 2 seconds, so it evens out?
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We stopped shipping new JavaScript frameworks every week so now I guess we're shipping new AI browsers every week.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We stopped shipping new JavaScript frameworks every week so now I guess we're shipping new AI browsers every week.
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Where in we learn that a us-east-1 outage teaches us a lot about what systems just went with the default 😅
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Where in we learn that a us-east-1 outage teaches us a lot about what systems just went with the default 😅
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shout out to Willy Wonka for improving on the lottery by adding chocolate and murder. absolute genius.
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
shout out to Willy Wonka for improving on the lottery by adding chocolate and murder. absolute genius.
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does anyone know a song about noodles
Good morning! Today is National Noodle Day. Yes!! I love carbs in tube form.
What song is snaking through your brain today?
#EarWorm
#NationalNoodleDay
What song is snaking through your brain today?
#EarWorm
#NationalNoodleDay
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
does anyone know a song about noodles
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I think men are just too emotional to be trusted with the vote
“I voted for none of this."
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think men are just too emotional to be trusted with the vote
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The prophets of the 1950s promised robot maids by 1990. The prophets of the 1990s promised virtual reality workplaces by 2010. The prophets of 2010 promised self-driving cars on every street by 2020. The prophets of 2020 promised On-Chain Everything.
8/22
8/22
October 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The prophets of the 1950s promised robot maids by 1990. The prophets of the 1990s promised virtual reality workplaces by 2010. The prophets of 2010 promised self-driving cars on every street by 2020. The prophets of 2020 promised On-Chain Everything.
8/22
8/22
This is the sort of insider tip life hack that I come to social media for. Like when another person noted I could brew 2 shots of espresso but put a cup under each side instead of making 1 shot and then another shot after ☕️
This might seem like a silly productivity tip, but it really comes in handy sometimes at work:
Clone a 2nd copy of your repo. That's it.
I've got /repo-name and /repo-name-2. Great for when you want 2 different branches up, or if you got a long process running in 1, you can work on the other.
Clone a 2nd copy of your repo. That's it.
I've got /repo-name and /repo-name-2. Great for when you want 2 different branches up, or if you got a long process running in 1, you can work on the other.
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is the sort of insider tip life hack that I come to social media for. Like when another person noted I could brew 2 shots of espresso but put a cup under each side instead of making 1 shot and then another shot after ☕️
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the beatnik economy? you mean snapitalism?
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the beatnik economy? you mean snapitalism?
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross