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Matt Kraatz
@kraatz.bsky.social
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I deploy at 5pm on Fridays it's called "chaos engineering"
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Cancelled Hulu (had to watch English Teacher S2). I am now subscribed to YouTube only
I'll cancel Hulu after the Alien: Earth finale sorry
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Cursor > VS Code/GitHub Copilot
October 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How do I stop myself from starting all of my texts with "yeah and"
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Watching Saving Private Ryan for the first time
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'll cancel Hulu after the Alien: Earth finale sorry
September 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Weren't they sending out $250m contracts like just two weeks ago??
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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the trick to not getting caught in hallucinations in chatgpt is to only ask questions you already know the answer to
August 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Married couples that look like brother and sister
August 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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part of my resentment towards LLMs is to do with them crowding out anything else we could be talking about. there are so many things I could be reading to get better at my craft but I'm presented with "you should actually get worse at it on purpose because nothing matters any more"
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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lol
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The man predicted the future and he told you exactly how it was going to happen, too
July 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dropping ice cubes in my bird bath so the homies can chill out
July 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Writing documentation for AI agents bc at least I know they'll actually read it
July 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NPR news headlines at the top of the hour:
- EVERYTHING SUCKS.
- EVERYTHING SUCKS.
- EVERYTHING SUCKS.
- The Dow rose 105 points today.
June 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
geez I've been getting a lot of Coinbase scammers recently, I wonder if Coinbase got-- oh, I see cointelegraph.com/explained/co...
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May 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sequels that are better than the original:
May 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Recursive functions are so rad
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Anybody remember that Korn/Skrillex collab?
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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One reason Apple fought tooth and nail to disallow web payments for apps:

Because Apple’s IAP is SO bad in many ways, and *so many* apps will move to web-based payments now not mainly because of the 30% Apple fee, but because of how bad IAP is (from a dev perspective).

Let me give you21 examples:
May 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hulu started pulling a Netflix on account sharing... Jokes on them, I've got King of Queens the complete series loaded up on my Plex server.
April 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Swirling my gallon jug of distilled water to make sure it's mixed good
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM