Charlotte Teresa Smith Heichelbech
@chorolettesmuth.bsky.social
Mean as hell. Drunk with power. Here to help.
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if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
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Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
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The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense
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[TMZ-ish voice] It’s the hottest new trend! Yes, openly wishing for the President’s death is IN this season. The real hip trendsetters are saying it should extremely painful!
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
[TMZ-ish voice] It’s the hottest new trend! Yes, openly wishing for the President’s death is IN this season. The real hip trendsetters are saying it should extremely painful!
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
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Reposted by Charlotte Teresa Smith Heichelbech
If you’re not selling drugs I’m not sure you need a home surveillance system.
August 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you’re not selling drugs I’m not sure you need a home surveillance system.
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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you there! Woman bleeding out in your car bc you were denied reproductive care… look up! It’s a rocket— full of GALS!
April 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
you there! Woman bleeding out in your car bc you were denied reproductive care… look up! It’s a rocket— full of GALS!
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I keep thinking about Katy Perry singing what a wonderful world in space, I would have popped that door so fast
April 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep thinking about Katy Perry singing what a wonderful world in space, I would have popped that door so fast
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if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next
April 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next
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The forgotten growler in your garage:
April 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The forgotten growler in your garage:
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Excellent decision by the University of Maryland
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March 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Excellent decision by the University of Maryland
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when you get cut off at Applebees
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
when you get cut off at Applebees
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rip again to georgia o'keeffe you would've loved minor league baseball
March 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
rip again to georgia o'keeffe you would've loved minor league baseball
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in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
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The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.
March 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.
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These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority
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