Jordan
@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
People think they know what they want but they generally dont. Sometimes if they're lucky they'll get it anyways.
2:00 pm is a normal time for breakfast
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
2:00 pm is a normal time for breakfast
damn, it's been 20 years since some guy threw up on my mom at a red hot chili peppers concert
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
damn, it's been 20 years since some guy threw up on my mom at a red hot chili peppers concert
Exile on Main St. has been named the Jordan Freiman Album of the Week. Congrats to all the fellas in the Rolling Stones on this monumental honor
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Exile on Main St. has been named the Jordan Freiman Album of the Week. Congrats to all the fellas in the Rolling Stones on this monumental honor
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the soda is called "dr pepper" not "dr. pepper"
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
the soda is called "dr pepper" not "dr. pepper"
I like that over 100 years later cops still bust out the term "surgical precision" and when you ask what that actually means it's always something like "well they didn't try to cut directly through the middle of the ribcage... guy must be medically trained"
it's unfortunate that the cops in the jack the ripper case were having to deal with the first ever serial killer. they were really like "the suspect must be a surgeon.... who else could have such a keen interest in cutting people up?"
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I like that over 100 years later cops still bust out the term "surgical precision" and when you ask what that actually means it's always something like "well they didn't try to cut directly through the middle of the ribcage... guy must be medically trained"
I live 2 blocks from a grocery store so I've always been a "I'll just grab a few things every other day or so based on what I'm in the mood to make" kind of guy which is really great except for the 3 month stretch of the year where I don't want to do, think about, or decide on anything at all
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I live 2 blocks from a grocery store so I've always been a "I'll just grab a few things every other day or so based on what I'm in the mood to make" kind of guy which is really great except for the 3 month stretch of the year where I don't want to do, think about, or decide on anything at all
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Max Weinberg a legend for this youtu.be/IiqPcVyRhRQ?...
Death From Above 1979 - Romantic Rights - Live on Conan O'Brien - 11/03/2005
YouTube video by thingeeee
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January 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Max Weinberg a legend for this youtu.be/IiqPcVyRhRQ?...
he died in a bizarre dish washing accident
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
he died in a bizarre dish washing accident
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Despite all my gen x jokes I don't think it's actually useful or insightful to generalize whole generations. That said, if your bio is like 'gen x, certified troublemaker, sarcastic AF' I am calling the police.
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Despite all my gen x jokes I don't think it's actually useful or insightful to generalize whole generations. That said, if your bio is like 'gen x, certified troublemaker, sarcastic AF' I am calling the police.
made an omelet. thank you for your time.
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
made an omelet. thank you for your time.
it's important to be able to see yourself in media
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
it's important to be able to see yourself in media
another beautiful day feeling the intense urge to walk into the woods and never come back out
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
another beautiful day feeling the intense urge to walk into the woods and never come back out
I love to walk around the beautiful city of new york and spend 90% of the time thinking "jesus fucking christ how the hell do you people ever actually get where you're going moving at that speed"
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I love to walk around the beautiful city of new york and spend 90% of the time thinking "jesus fucking christ how the hell do you people ever actually get where you're going moving at that speed"
you're telling me I've spent an hour every sunday making a dark vitamin k roux for nothing?
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
you're telling me I've spent an hour every sunday making a dark vitamin k roux for nothing?
there's still time for all of you to start the year off right
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
there's still time for all of you to start the year off right
hope everyone's ready for the yiddish bowl
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
hope everyone's ready for the yiddish bowl
it's every little boy's dream to one day play in the college football playoff quarterfinal at the rose bowl presented by prudential
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
it's every little boy's dream to one day play in the college football playoff quarterfinal at the rose bowl presented by prudential
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waking up dehydrated and hungover January 1 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
waking up dehydrated and hungover January 1 2026
noted deadhead rebecca fishbein
I was not prepared for a photo tbc
The world may still be a dumpster fire, but excited to start a new year married to this one.
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
noted deadhead rebecca fishbein
another year successfully completing my tradition of scrambling to finish one last book on dec 31 for no real reason other than to say "well hey I guess that's one more book I read"
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
another year successfully completing my tradition of scrambling to finish one last book on dec 31 for no real reason other than to say "well hey I guess that's one more book I read"
for me it's probably an ottoman
Of all the things i can't believe I slept on, Detroiters has got to be up there near the top. Finally watching now and I forgot there used to be shows like this.
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
for me it's probably an ottoman