Jordan
@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
OK. I'll be part of this world.
mayor of flavortown embroiled in scandal over totenchef necklace
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
mayor of flavortown embroiled in scandal over totenchef necklace
what are we calling this btw? commie coast?
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
what are we calling this btw? commie coast?
yes ... ha ha ha ... yes
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
yes ... ha ha ha ... yes
once again having violent flashbacks to watching ol jimmy showing off his Collection Of Stuff and then doing glorified karaoke with a band that included REM's mike mills on bass
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
once again having violent flashbacks to watching ol jimmy showing off his Collection Of Stuff and then doing glorified karaoke with a band that included REM's mike mills on bass
and this far more important historical document
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
and this far more important historical document
absolute classic "he's gonna want that one back" pitch
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
absolute classic "he's gonna want that one back" pitch
said out loud to myself "what am I doing here?" when I scrolled by this
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
said out loud to myself "what am I doing here?" when I scrolled by this
would have been really embarrassing if this hadn't ended up being incredibly good
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
would have been really embarrassing if this hadn't ended up being incredibly good
check out these cutlets
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
check out these cutlets
well that's encouraging
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
well that's encouraging
yeah man, I get it
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
yeah man, I get it
this is just what happens when you grow up in new jersey it can't be helped it'll just appear in your kitchen
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this is just what happens when you grow up in new jersey it can't be helped it'll just appear in your kitchen
you can't make me do it
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
you can't make me do it
went paul mccartney mode this weekend
October 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
went paul mccartney mode this weekend
i will NEVER make a structurally sound sandwich
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i will NEVER make a structurally sound sandwich
it is legally still summer as long as your diet consists of at least 70% tomatoes
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
it is legally still summer as long as your diet consists of at least 70% tomatoes
I don't remember making this or why but I stand by it
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't remember making this or why but I stand by it