Jordan
@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
OK. I'll be part of this world.
we have replenished our strategic shrimp stock reserve
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
we have replenished our strategic shrimp stock reserve
matthew mcconaughey the universe is telling you to get back to work
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
matthew mcconaughey the universe is telling you to get back to work
midnight risotto. it's the dish that's sweeping the nation
might try to make risotto later this week. if i never bring it up again it means i did a great job and everything went really well
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
midnight risotto. it's the dish that's sweeping the nation
imagine asking someone what they're reading and they respond "the king james bible and the divine comedy." you'd punch them right in the temple
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
imagine asking someone what they're reading and they respond "the king james bible and the divine comedy." you'd punch them right in the temple
mayor of flavortown embroiled in scandal over totenchef necklace
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
mayor of flavortown embroiled in scandal over totenchef necklace
someone on the other website got mad at me for not having enough respect for people who use mayo instead of butter for their grilled cheese
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
someone on the other website got mad at me for not having enough respect for people who use mayo instead of butter for their grilled cheese
might try to make risotto later this week. if i never bring it up again it means i did a great job and everything went really well
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
might try to make risotto later this week. if i never bring it up again it means i did a great job and everything went really well
[microwaving some leftover pasta] bit of a sad state of affairs here [busting out the microplane and grating some parm on top] get the french tire people in here they gotta see this
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
[microwaving some leftover pasta] bit of a sad state of affairs here [busting out the microplane and grating some parm on top] get the french tire people in here they gotta see this
"chrome was updated" wow someone's fishing for a compliment
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"chrome was updated" wow someone's fishing for a compliment
bit jarring to be half paying attention to a football game and suddenly the play by play guy is saying things like "the nazi regime" and "adolf hitler"
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
bit jarring to be half paying attention to a football game and suddenly the play by play guy is saying things like "the nazi regime" and "adolf hitler"
did the classic look at a clock, think I'm almost done with work, look at a different clock an hour later and realize I never set the first clock back. no calls, please
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
did the classic look at a clock, think I'm almost done with work, look at a different clock an hour later and realize I never set the first clock back. no calls, please
you gotta admit having "you cannot see rude posts" as a default setting is a very funny bit
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you gotta admit having "you cannot see rude posts" as a default setting is a very funny bit
what are we calling this btw? commie coast?
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
what are we calling this btw? commie coast?
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god I hate waking up
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
god I hate waking up
yes ... ha ha ha ... yes
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
yes ... ha ha ha ... yes
gonna make one of my absolute favorite abominations for dinner: the indian leftovers hero
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
gonna make one of my absolute favorite abominations for dinner: the indian leftovers hero
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yamamoto unquestionably the mvp
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
yamamoto unquestionably the mvp
ok NOW everyone in that stadium wants to kill themselves
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ok NOW everyone in that stadium wants to kill themselves
kiké exploring new and innovative ways to get his shit rocked
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
kiké exploring new and innovative ways to get his shit rocked
should be a best of 21 series imo
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
should be a best of 21 series imo
why would you play when the levee breaks there?
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
why would you play when the levee breaks there?