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the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
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January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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reply with your favorite viewing order for The Prisoner
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
reply with your favorite viewing order for The Prisoner
"mental illness or brain trauma can never ever ever ever ever make you do or say things that are wrong" is one of the strangest ideas that still has purchase on the internet
January 26, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"mental illness or brain trauma can never ever ever ever ever make you do or say things that are wrong" is one of the strangest ideas that still has purchase on the internet
hard 👇
THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE | "All is Summer” Official Clip | Searchlight Pictures
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January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
hard 👇
i can't believe how hard they're nailing this show
they put my dear dear friends Dunk and Egg onto the television screen and it made me very happy
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe how hard they're nailing this show
for @lwlies.com, my review of Return to Silent Hill, an adaptation of Silent Hill 2 that makes some bewildering decisions but still captures its spirit better than the recent Bloober Team remake lwlies.com/reviews/retu...
Return To Silent Hill review – if not entirely faithful, at least…
Christophe Gans returns to Konami's foggy nightmare town with mostly productive results.
lwlies.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 PM
for @lwlies.com, my review of Return to Silent Hill, an adaptation of Silent Hill 2 that makes some bewildering decisions but still captures its spirit better than the recent Bloober Team remake lwlies.com/reviews/retu...
rewatching the insider. i think we missed the boat on the cinematic potential of the fax machine. the kind of covert cross-country note-passing they get up to early on is so compelling
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
rewatching the insider. i think we missed the boat on the cinematic potential of the fax machine. the kind of covert cross-country note-passing they get up to early on is so compelling
logic of zionism 👇
My most woke opinion is that integration was a mistake. The problem with Separate But Equal wasn't the Separate part, it was the Equal. Because all things being equal, we woulda been just fine without em
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
logic of zionism 👇
most embarrassing nominations
F1 in best picture
Hamnet in score
Elle Fanning (love you but bad performance)
every Frankenstein technical nom
F1 in best picture
Hamnet in score
Elle Fanning (love you but bad performance)
every Frankenstein technical nom
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
most embarrassing nominations
F1 in best picture
Hamnet in score
Elle Fanning (love you but bad performance)
every Frankenstein technical nom
F1 in best picture
Hamnet in score
Elle Fanning (love you but bad performance)
every Frankenstein technical nom
some of the most elegant and powerful filmmaking of the year (perhaps the best work of PTA's entire career) makes up the first 40 minutes of this movie and i have yet to hear a compelling dismissal of it. though good lord many have tried
I just tried to rewatch “One Battle After Another” and couldn’t get past the first 20 minutes. It’s so… “Monster’s Ball.”
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
some of the most elegant and powerful filmmaking of the year (perhaps the best work of PTA's entire career) makes up the first 40 minutes of this movie and i have yet to hear a compelling dismissal of it. though good lord many have tried
i made applecakes for dunk and egg last night btw
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i made applecakes for dunk and egg last night btw
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my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
Ordinary World
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple makes its transcendent predecessor into something all too familiar
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
they put my dear dear friends Dunk and Egg onto the television screen and it made me very happy
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
they put my dear dear friends Dunk and Egg onto the television screen and it made me very happy
sort of getting the impression that no one on here goes to see movies in theaters . kind of a bummer
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
sort of getting the impression that no one on here goes to see movies in theaters . kind of a bummer
Pitt fandom is revealing how many people in 2026 are not capable of watching a normal tv show in a normal way. they just hear a character say something and receive it the same way they would a social media post, as a sincerely expressed belief of the creator
Weird takes going around that The Pitt is doing AI propaganda. Maybe it turns out that way, but so far the person advocating for it is a lady we're specifically meant to think sucks, and is in our hero's way, it already fucked up, and the one other person who liked it was the pedantic nerd.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Pitt fandom is revealing how many people in 2026 are not capable of watching a normal tv show in a normal way. they just hear a character say something and receive it the same way they would a social media post, as a sincerely expressed belief of the creator
my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
Ordinary World
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple makes its transcendent predecessor into something all too familiar
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
do we watch the pitt on here
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
do we watch the pitt on here
withholding further detail but i today i saw the new movie from a filmmaker i really really like and hated it so much it's genuinely been bumming me out
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
withholding further detail but i today i saw the new movie from a filmmaker i really really like and hated it so much it's genuinely been bumming me out
28 Years Later was the best film of 2025
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
28 Years Later was the best film of 2025
SPLITSCREEN CO-OP BABY
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
SPLITSCREEN CO-OP BABY
it's unfortunate that the cops in the jack the ripper case were having to deal with the first ever serial killer. they were really like "the suspect must be a surgeon.... who else could have such a keen interest in cutting people up?"
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
it's unfortunate that the cops in the jack the ripper case were having to deal with the first ever serial killer. they were really like "the suspect must be a surgeon.... who else could have such a keen interest in cutting people up?"
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happy new year! it's time for me to count down my top 15 films of 2025. did YOUR fave make the cut? this post is free so you better click and find out!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
The Very Best Films of 2025
It's time for my top 15 films of the year
open.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
happy new year! it's time for me to count down my top 15 films of 2025. did YOUR fave make the cut? this post is free so you better click and find out!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
happy new year! it's time for me to count down my top 15 films of 2025. did YOUR fave make the cut? this post is free so you better click and find out!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
The Very Best Films of 2025
It's time for my top 15 films of the year
open.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
happy new year! it's time for me to count down my top 15 films of 2025. did YOUR fave make the cut? this post is free so you better click and find out!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
this year started with the worst thing to ever happen to me but has been on balance the absolute best year of my entire life. joy and joy and joy to you and yours
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
this year started with the worst thing to ever happen to me but has been on balance the absolute best year of my entire life. joy and joy and joy to you and yours