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the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
worth reading this entire section. this is what everything is about.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
worth reading this entire section. this is what everything is about.
thomas pynchon, noted pig enthusiast, pictured here receiving a pig piñata as a gift (he's the one giving the peace sign out the door)
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
thomas pynchon, noted pig enthusiast, pictured here receiving a pig piñata as a gift (he's the one giving the peace sign out the door)
how gaming youtubers talk about the xbox one launch event
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
how gaming youtubers talk about the xbox one launch event
becoming extremely obsessed with Subway Builder. i call this section of track "Wacky Way"
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
becoming extremely obsessed with Subway Builder. i call this section of track "Wacky Way"
last night we let the nba talk
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
last night we let the nba talk
i think this article has mostly held up after the offseason but oh my god this section has aged insanely poorly
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i think this article has mostly held up after the offseason but oh my god this section has aged insanely poorly
how the broke friend looks at your fries
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
how the broke friend looks at your fries
i got a little galaxy brained about Magellan
October 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i got a little galaxy brained about Magellan
my #NYFF63 coverage begins today! paid subscribers are getting a new review of a film at the festival almost every day for the next two weeks. every review will be linked in this thread!
September 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my #NYFF63 coverage begins today! paid subscribers are getting a new review of a film at the festival almost every day for the next two weeks. every review will be linked in this thread!
so so excited to finally announce that i wrote a booklet essay for the upcoming release of Larrey Fessenden's Wendigo, available here in 4K for the first time. this film and this essay mean a great deal to me and i hope you love them both <3 vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
so so excited to finally announce that i wrote a booklet essay for the upcoming release of Larrey Fessenden's Wendigo, available here in 4K for the first time. this film and this essay mean a great deal to me and i hope you love them both <3 vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...
this month's roundup post is now up! i talk about the disparity between my two live sports experiences, and the gulf between me and my wife's tech fixations, and What It Was Like To Meet M. Night Shyamalan. read on!
open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
August 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this month's roundup post is now up! i talk about the disparity between my two live sports experiences, and the gulf between me and my wife's tech fixations, and What It Was Like To Meet M. Night Shyamalan. read on!
open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
my little sister is in high school and is trying to figure out what this year's play and musical will be from these clues. if you can make heads or tails of this please reply
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my little sister is in high school and is trying to figure out what this year's play and musical will be from these clues. if you can make heads or tails of this please reply
last night was a movie....
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
last night was a movie....
subscribe for paragraph after paragraph of Eddington PRAISE just like this!
July 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
subscribe for paragraph after paragraph of Eddington PRAISE just like this!
KEEP SUBSCRIBING capybaroness.substack.com
May 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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hannah and i started season 3 of the x-files tonight
March 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hannah and i started season 3 of the x-files tonight
i also reached a new balatro high score yesterday
February 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i also reached a new balatro high score yesterday
great stuff here
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
great stuff here
i watched a lot of tubi yesterday
October 18, 2024 at 1:16 PM
i watched a lot of tubi yesterday
well you gotta admit this is funny
September 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM
well you gotta admit this is funny
