vyaan
@chickenleaf.bsky.social
he/him
comes in only 2 moods: picketing or emo
comes in only 2 moods: picketing or emo
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Me every time a radio station played Katy Perry during Artpop.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me every time a radio station played Katy Perry during Artpop.
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If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
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Later on I’ll be showing you how to make a LOVELY risotto with all those unused fireworks
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Later on I’ll be showing you how to make a LOVELY risotto with all those unused fireworks
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Pavlov after having a dog: remarkable creatures, trainable and responsive, I have so much to say
Schrödinger after having one cat: scientifically speaking, the essence of cat is unknowable
Schrödinger after having one cat: scientifically speaking, the essence of cat is unknowable
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Pavlov after having a dog: remarkable creatures, trainable and responsive, I have so much to say
Schrödinger after having one cat: scientifically speaking, the essence of cat is unknowable
Schrödinger after having one cat: scientifically speaking, the essence of cat is unknowable
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It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
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Mamdani is the most Trumpian politician the Dems have in the sense that his supporters will give zero shits what the beltway pages write about him and probably see it as success whenever they complain about him, I don't think the press will be very influential re public perception of his tenure
Mamdani is in a no win situation. The press in NYC will respond angrily if he gets his proposals they hate passed. Or, they will call him a failure, if he doesn't get the proposals they hate passed.
If he keeps his organizers energized, he can power through this.
If he keeps his organizers energized, he can power through this.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mamdani is the most Trumpian politician the Dems have in the sense that his supporters will give zero shits what the beltway pages write about him and probably see it as success whenever they complain about him, I don't think the press will be very influential re public perception of his tenure
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there's a weird double standard where it is socially acceptable to be bad at math ("it's not for everyone") and its a crime that people can't do content analysis of media. it comes from the sense that math is something too esoteric for normies to master but everyone is equally able to do reading
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
there's a weird double standard where it is socially acceptable to be bad at math ("it's not for everyone") and its a crime that people can't do content analysis of media. it comes from the sense that math is something too esoteric for normies to master but everyone is equally able to do reading
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brokering an armistice by sharing my airpods with the aliens
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
brokering an armistice by sharing my airpods with the aliens
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[deletes several test modules] there. fixed
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
[deletes several test modules] there. fixed
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a lot of Dem wins is good entertainment in seeing how it agitates right wingers but if they govern like business as usual, we’ll just end up right back here
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
a lot of Dem wins is good entertainment in seeing how it agitates right wingers but if they govern like business as usual, we’ll just end up right back here
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did you heed any of bo burnhams warnings or did you just carry on
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
did you heed any of bo burnhams warnings or did you just carry on
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small group of aristocrats agree that "small group of aristocrats" is the ideal group to hold power
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
small group of aristocrats agree that "small group of aristocrats" is the ideal group to hold power
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Basically my current obsession in niche online behavior is people who are unhelpfully correct
Like yeah, installing Linux would make the problem that user is having with PowerPoint go away, sure. It's also unhelpful. The user might be stuck with PowerPoint because of work, you know.
Like yeah, installing Linux would make the problem that user is having with PowerPoint go away, sure. It's also unhelpful. The user might be stuck with PowerPoint because of work, you know.
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Basically my current obsession in niche online behavior is people who are unhelpfully correct
Like yeah, installing Linux would make the problem that user is having with PowerPoint go away, sure. It's also unhelpful. The user might be stuck with PowerPoint because of work, you know.
Like yeah, installing Linux would make the problem that user is having with PowerPoint go away, sure. It's also unhelpful. The user might be stuck with PowerPoint because of work, you know.
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Tusk is obviously trans because these tests are only obsessed with passing.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tusk is obviously trans because these tests are only obsessed with passing.
Some dude's strolling around the street right under my window blasting the cunk on earth series on speaker, it's 4:50am in the morning.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Some dude's strolling around the street right under my window blasting the cunk on earth series on speaker, it's 4:50am in the morning.
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No no listen, all I need to do is figure out how to get 9-10 hours of quality uninterrupted sleep between 4am and 7am every day for the rest of the year and I’ll be fine
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No no listen, all I need to do is figure out how to get 9-10 hours of quality uninterrupted sleep between 4am and 7am every day for the rest of the year and I’ll be fine
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Every day I wish more and more that somebody would come up with a plugin to hide computer-generated images the way the autocensor hides anything the program imagines might be a tit.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Every day I wish more and more that somebody would come up with a plugin to hide computer-generated images the way the autocensor hides anything the program imagines might be a tit.
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I make my own movies at home so I can add just the right amount of adult situations and smoking.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I make my own movies at home so I can add just the right amount of adult situations and smoking.
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simplifying my boolean expressions for no not november
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
simplifying my boolean expressions for no not november
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studies show that comparison has thieved more joy from 2025 than any other year
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
studies show that comparison has thieved more joy from 2025 than any other year
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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consulting the manual
Don't Do This - PostgreSQL wiki
wiki.postgresql.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
consulting the manual
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I get my vitamins from the wind
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I get my vitamins from the wind
I am just so mesmerized by someone I saw at a party this Sunday
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am just so mesmerized by someone I saw at a party this Sunday