Eden Gallanter
@cheimonette.bsky.social
Artist, Jewish Episcopalian, Lesbian Wife & Mamma. Feed will likely be a mix of art, cats, theology, literature, parenting, selfies, poetry, who knows.
Endlessly incredible that this dude continues to be an ever-greater black hole of insatiable vanity.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Endlessly incredible that this dude continues to be an ever-greater black hole of insatiable vanity.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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I'd recommend not overanalyzing the bizarre Trump presser with Mamdani today. Trump was enraged about the Epstein Files, expressed that rage by threatening to k*ll members of Congress, realized he went too far and opted to play nice with a man he falsely calls a Communist to get a day of good press.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'd recommend not overanalyzing the bizarre Trump presser with Mamdani today. Trump was enraged about the Epstein Files, expressed that rage by threatening to k*ll members of Congress, realized he went too far and opted to play nice with a man he falsely calls a Communist to get a day of good press.
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
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okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
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Still think we’re not there yet?
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Still think we’re not there yet?
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No need for complicated theoretical arguments against capitalism; simply point to a photograph of Elon and make a confused, questioning noise of some kind
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
No need for complicated theoretical arguments against capitalism; simply point to a photograph of Elon and make a confused, questioning noise of some kind
I’m extremely bored in bed with a really bad cold, & I took a break from Swedish TV to see “Wayward” with Mae Martin. it’s….fine. It’s not great, but it’s fun. Mae Martin is a cute & wholesome foil to the culty drama.
Mostly I appreciate Toni Collette, who is an absolute QUEEN at playing villains.
Mostly I appreciate Toni Collette, who is an absolute QUEEN at playing villains.
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m extremely bored in bed with a really bad cold, & I took a break from Swedish TV to see “Wayward” with Mae Martin. it’s….fine. It’s not great, but it’s fun. Mae Martin is a cute & wholesome foil to the culty drama.
Mostly I appreciate Toni Collette, who is an absolute QUEEN at playing villains.
Mostly I appreciate Toni Collette, who is an absolute QUEEN at playing villains.
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Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now
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New MRI, please.
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
New MRI, please.
I don’t understand why I need to care about Olivia Nuzzi. Why is any of this interesting?
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don’t understand why I need to care about Olivia Nuzzi. Why is any of this interesting?
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
This whole damn thread.
We do not need trans holidays that use words like resilience and visibility and awareness.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This whole damn thread.
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We do not need trans holidays that use words like resilience and visibility and awareness.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We do not need trans holidays that use words like resilience and visibility and awareness.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
We need trans liberation and trans bodily autonomy.
That means equal rights across the board. Class protection, access to medical care, the ability to update our documents, participation in sport.
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
Look at this cute Christmas junk my wife 3D-printed. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Look at this cute Christmas junk my wife 3D-printed. 🥰
Every time our neighbors tell us they hope we buy our apartment and stay here long term I have to stop myself from crying.
Community is so precious.
Community is so precious.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every time our neighbors tell us they hope we buy our apartment and stay here long term I have to stop myself from crying.
Community is so precious.
Community is so precious.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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the way this society genuinely believes it’s more shameful to be struggling to pay your bills than to rape children is a real howling void to stare into
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the way this society genuinely believes it’s more shameful to be struggling to pay your bills than to rape children is a real howling void to stare into
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Tax the rich. Billionaire tears not pictured.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Tax the rich. Billionaire tears not pictured.
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California alone produces a third of all the food America eats. So this is a lie.
But let’s break down the food produced by the red states:
Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?
But let’s break down the food produced by the red states:
Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
California alone produces a third of all the food America eats. So this is a lie.
But let’s break down the food produced by the red states:
Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?
But let’s break down the food produced by the red states:
Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?
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One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.