My extremely bleak reaction was “at least federal U.S. prosecutors cared enough to stop them” 🫠

When I got distracted during services there I enjoyed imagining that all the various Jesuses (from the paintings and sculptures) came to life after dark and sat around together gossiping about the parishioners over unconsecrated wine shots.

You’re right, but also I can’t see his handlers successfully pulling off a Weekend At Bernie’s all the way through yet another presidential campaign. The man’s a mess.

No need for complicated theoretical arguments against capitalism; simply point to a photograph of Elon and make a confused, questioning noise of some kind

I also thought Absolution was the best of all, but Acceptance was my favorite book from the original trilogy—so perhaps our opinion is the more sound because of our differences?

The storytelling, the characters, the ideas…Absolution was an absolute masterpiece.

Okay actually, never mind. This show is genuinely great.

I know there's a lot of objectively worse news out there, but this was hands down the day's grossest headline to me for some reason.

It seems to be a word I mostly hear my gay friends use these days, but it always sounds cute and positive to me. I also like old-fashioned stuff in general though, so…?

Love you.

Fulfilling your ecclesiastical calling like a BOSS 👏🏻👏🏻