the infamous chef
@chefelicious.bsky.social
Retired Detroit Chef. Vegetarian 38 yrs,❤️ 🌯🍕, bad at yoga, occasionally hilarious🙄🇦🇲🇺🇸♐
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Same @ - Instagram, Twitter & TikTok
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Getting drunk and passing out on the kitchen floor, using a pizza box as a pillow: $30
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
I'm getting frustrated with this app, it's now just like old Twitter. Where big accounts won't follow me or they unfollow me after they get big on here. Same old shit and I was here before them,self absorbed losers
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm getting frustrated with this app, it's now just like old Twitter. Where big accounts won't follow me or they unfollow me after they get big on here. Same old shit and I was here before them,self absorbed losers
* morning text
Boss: can you work this morning, we need help?
Me: I'm drinking
Boss: it's 8am!
Me: yes it is..
Boss: can you work this morning, we need help?
Me: I'm drinking
Boss: it's 8am!
Me: yes it is..
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
* morning text
Boss: can you work this morning, we need help?
Me: I'm drinking
Boss: it's 8am!
Me: yes it is..
Boss: can you work this morning, we need help?
Me: I'm drinking
Boss: it's 8am!
Me: yes it is..
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I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂
I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂
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*seductively removes her panties...
Her: Why were you wearing my panties?
Her: Why were you wearing my panties?
October 28, 2023 at 5:01 PM
*seductively removes her panties...
Her: Why were you wearing my panties?
Her: Why were you wearing my panties?
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I was addicted to country and western dancing
My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program
My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I was addicted to country and western dancing
My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program
My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program
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Getting drunk and passing out on the kitchen floor, using a pizza box as a pillow: $30
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
October 16, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Getting drunk and passing out on the kitchen floor, using a pizza box as a pillow: $30
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!
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A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the
A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the
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📌 Can't stop replaying this 😜
Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥
Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
📌 Can't stop replaying this 😜
Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥
Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥
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I'm going to regret this...
- Me, getting out of bed every day.
- Me, getting out of bed every day.
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I'm going to regret this...
- Me, getting out of bed every day.
- Me, getting out of bed every day.
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My advice to younger people: you will wish you had just shut up way more times than you will wish you had said something.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My advice to younger people: you will wish you had just shut up way more times than you will wish you had said something.
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Nashville No Kings Oct 18 2025
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nashville No Kings Oct 18 2025
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the deep and quiet stillness
of walking in the snow
after nightfall
of walking in the snow
after nightfall
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
the deep and quiet stillness
of walking in the snow
after nightfall
of walking in the snow
after nightfall
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If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
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George knew what was going on 💯 🍊 is a 💩
August 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
George knew what was going on 💯 🍊 is a 💩
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Never ask the age of a dog in a stroller unless you’re ready to hear it in months
August 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never ask the age of a dog in a stroller unless you’re ready to hear it in months
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall as his experts put this study together, I bet it's like that old SNL sketch where everyone in the hospital is smoking and they figure out ashtrays cause cancer
at this point it wouldn't surprise me if RFK jr says woke culture, vaccines and immigrants cause autism
August 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd love to be a fly on the wall as his experts put this study together, I bet it's like that old SNL sketch where everyone in the hospital is smoking and they figure out ashtrays cause cancer
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Saw a rare albino deer this morning 😳❤️
March 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Saw a rare albino deer this morning 😳❤️
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Fun fact: Julius Caesar only ate 2 things each & every day.
A gross salad and a crappy pizza...
A gross salad and a crappy pizza...
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Fun fact: Julius Caesar only ate 2 things each & every day.
A gross salad and a crappy pizza...
A gross salad and a crappy pizza...
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I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
March 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
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My 26th wedding anniversary is Thursday
The the traditional gift for this year better be separate bedrooms or I’m gonna be really pissed.
The the traditional gift for this year better be separate bedrooms or I’m gonna be really pissed.
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My 26th wedding anniversary is Thursday
The the traditional gift for this year better be separate bedrooms or I’m gonna be really pissed.
The the traditional gift for this year better be separate bedrooms or I’m gonna be really pissed.
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I liked me better when I still had hope in humanity.
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I liked me better when I still had hope in humanity.
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Fear is:
Having 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of high fiber cereal, then being stuck in a traffic jam 😣💩
Having 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of high fiber cereal, then being stuck in a traffic jam 😣💩
June 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fear is:
Having 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of high fiber cereal, then being stuck in a traffic jam 😣💩
Having 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of high fiber cereal, then being stuck in a traffic jam 😣💩