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Im trying Jennifer

chef, raft guide, leftist
not straight
non-practicing alcoholic
celtics are the balls
fix your heart or die
he/him/idc
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November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Sorry this is making me laugh
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Afternoon tea (fried chicken and beer)
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Great, great work on this one y’all!
Earlier this year, at a Brave Little State event at The Mad Rose in Rutland, a local crowd cheered loudly to vote for one listener's question:

Why is Rutland made to feel like Vermont's ugly child?
Vermont’s ‘ugly child’: The story of Rutland's reputation
Rutland — or, “RutVegas” — gets a pretty bad rap. But some residents say there’s a side of the city most people are missing.
www.vermontpublic.org
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
As a Celtics fan it kills me that these 76ers are… likable?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I haaaaate men but they’re so hot.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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"what if someone you like is on the Epstein list?"

When I was in my early 20s stories about the abuse committed by The Casualties frontman Jorge Herrera began to seep out. I dropped em like a wet sack of shit.

When Justin Sane turned out to be a monster, I deleted Anti-Flag from my music library.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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me and my wife are evil by the way don't fuck with us
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
#nbasky
Bulls-Spurs
Heat-Cavs
Now Mavs-Bucks
Is this the best slate of games of the season so far?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Cavs-Heat instant classic alert
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The point of a political party is what it does
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me every time I wear my coveralls:
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Hello! I’m drawing very single character from The Simpsons, in order. This week I hit a major milestone, finishing the second season, reaching over 500 characters in total. Here’s every new character we met in season 2.

Thank you to everyone who has supported the project so far. You’re the best.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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We’re building something fun here at. @joinoffside.bsky.social Can’t wait for the beta
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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“pPl wHO weAr GLAsseS aRE sOoo SmArT” like i literally had to fail a test to get these.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Blaseball was such a wonderful thing. I'm still amazed it happened and that I got to be part of it. Hello, I'm Keeper_Bees. Sometimes I write games.
while there are many reasons im obligated to reblog this i need everyone to know if you ever had a rough time while in the Blaseball community and thought someone in any position of authority helped in some way with it, Meguey is how that was able to happen. thats my pitch
Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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this could be us but you playin’
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the worst “averaging of data” I have seen in a long time jfc.
everyone involved in this chart needs to go to jail
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S OFFICIAL EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL IS A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER I’M GONNA FUCKING CRY AHHHHHHHHHHHH LET’S FUCKING GO AHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Flick beans
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I want to multiclass my gender i feel like im all set with continuing my upgrade path in the cis male skill tree and id like to pick up some enby as well
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"people"
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM