Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty
@cheaplaughter.bsky.social
She/her. “Who will bring redemption? The jesters.”
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Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
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Seems like the on-the-ground story of how Charlotte managed to chase them out so quickly would be well worth covering. That's what other potential target cities need to know. Also the damaging after-effects of even a short invasion.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Seems like the on-the-ground story of how Charlotte managed to chase them out so quickly would be well worth covering. That's what other potential target cities need to know. Also the damaging after-effects of even a short invasion.
I understand the knee-jerk “South is full of racists” and God knows no community is perfect but Charlotte is a lot more diverse than I think most people understand, and that diversity isn’t particularly fraught!
Communities here are more inclined to work together than work against each other
Communities here are more inclined to work together than work against each other
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I understand the knee-jerk “South is full of racists” and God knows no community is perfect but Charlotte is a lot more diverse than I think most people understand, and that diversity isn’t particularly fraught!
Communities here are more inclined to work together than work against each other
Communities here are more inclined to work together than work against each other
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Really nice stiff arm to scumbag former viewers from @wcnc-charlotte.bsky.social on TikTok. Local journalism in Charlotte has been doing a great job covering the attack on our community.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Really nice stiff arm to scumbag former viewers from @wcnc-charlotte.bsky.social on TikTok. Local journalism in Charlotte has been doing a great job covering the attack on our community.
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If Jordan Davis doesn’t get a TV job when he’s done playing football what are we even doing here
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If Jordan Davis doesn’t get a TV job when he’s done playing football what are we even doing here
Pearson airport fucking sucks, top to bottom to the first time I’ve actually seen multiple rats running around a terminal
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pearson airport fucking sucks, top to bottom to the first time I’ve actually seen multiple rats running around a terminal
1) this isn’t in Charlotte, those fucking dorks are doing photo ops in Pineville
2) anyone want to go with me and yell at these fucks while also enjoying a delicious lunch at the food court
2) anyone want to go with me and yell at these fucks while also enjoying a delicious lunch at the food court
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
1) this isn’t in Charlotte, those fucking dorks are doing photo ops in Pineville
2) anyone want to go with me and yell at these fucks while also enjoying a delicious lunch at the food court
2) anyone want to go with me and yell at these fucks while also enjoying a delicious lunch at the food court
So… what the fuck do we think these are supposed to be? Please help, my children need wine
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So… what the fuck do we think these are supposed to be? Please help, my children need wine
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
I’m so fucking tired that when we were approaching Toronto I looked out the window and thought “oh neat, I wonder how they get the Canadian colors in lights” and it took me a solid 45 seconds to realize it was just traffic on the highway lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m so fucking tired that when we were approaching Toronto I looked out the window and thought “oh neat, I wonder how they get the Canadian colors in lights” and it took me a solid 45 seconds to realize it was just traffic on the highway lol
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
No love for Sister Act 😔
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No love for Sister Act 😔
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
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November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Every once in a while something makes me laugh so hard I absolutely cut off oxygen to my brain, this is now added to the list
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every once in a while something makes me laugh so hard I absolutely cut off oxygen to my brain, this is now added to the list
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Take that L back to Allen Fieldhouse, Bill 😎
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Take that L back to Allen Fieldhouse, Bill 😎
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real
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TFW you’re doing the Hitchens “women are bitches, amirite fellas?” routine but you have the charisma of a funeral home director who got caught masturbating in the parking lot of a Curves
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
TFW you’re doing the Hitchens “women are bitches, amirite fellas?” routine but you have the charisma of a funeral home director who got caught masturbating in the parking lot of a Curves
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
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it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum
www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...
www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...
JD Vance’s immigration comments are an insult to our Catholic faith
This administration wants to set itself up as somehow Christian. Let them, then, do the bare minimum: Welcome the stranger.
www.americamagazine.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum
www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...
www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.