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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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after further consideration, I’m glad that Gen Z killed off skinny jeans
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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these hips were made for flares and bootcut jeans and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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So this is unconstitutional btw; Article I of the US Constitution prevents any tax or duty from being placed on any export from one state to another. The Federal Congress has the sole authority to regulate interstate commerce.
They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hope they don’t have net 30 terms.
It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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MORNINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .
Alt: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Joanna is trying to bring this unconstitutional policy BACK

Last month, this policy failed - but she’s trying to sneak it back through before her term ends in November and WE NEED YOU THERE.

Tomorrow (Wed), Aug. 13
3:30 PM Admin Building

Read more about the policy.
sumnerdems.org/build-back-b...
August 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Would be great if people in our community stopped treating unpaid activists being treated like a public service. If you think someone isn't doing this work well enough, go and do it yourself. Backseat driving is always easier.

Sorry, but this stuff is a real problem. This work is really hard.
This isn't about anyone in particular. Most people are very supportive of the stuff I do on YouTube and I feel positive that it's making a difference. But recently I've had a few comments complaining about something I've done as not being good enough. Maybe people think activism is my...
June 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.
April 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
Just read this.
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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If we're getting Gilded Age diseases and economics again can we also have their OTC narcotics
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A reminder that when you call your Democratic Senator you are standing up for those of us in red states who do not have a Senator who can be pressured in the same way.
March 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Creating a big tent is fine, great even. But that tent has to have a pole, a backbone, a set of values it believes in and policies it supports, otherwise it simply caves in and is no kind of shelter, gathering place or party at all.
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You were taught that educated, single, child-free women are unwanted and pathetic because a woman who is unmanageable through attachment and enraged at the exploitation all around her is a very dangerous thing to an institution that needs to manage and exploit her in order to survive.
February 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Florida sober: Not sober

Absolutely accurate.
"Montana sober: No cigarettes unless I’m rolling my own, hombre"

Dunno about the statewide popularity of rollies, but a certain type of dude weirdly calling people "hombre"? Yeah, that tracks.
California sober: No alcohol or drugs except marijuana

New York sober: No alcohol or drugs except cocaine

Maine sober: No addictive drugs except lobster rolls

Maryland sober: No addictive drugs except crab cakes
January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Lucille Clifton, always.
December 30, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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seeing a lot of people fighting over whether or not it's ok to be glad a healthcare CEO was murdered instead of looking at why people are glad and what it says about our country
December 4, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc
November 9, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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White boys gotta stop making right wing podcasts and wrecking mclarens on streams and get back to their roots. That’s right baby. They gotta start man bands again someone write the next Drops of Jupiter and Hey Soul Sister. We need bands that suck but also write songs we like.
November 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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HIS TIME HAS COME
October 31, 2024 at 6:54 AM