Lauren Groff
legroff.bsky.social
Lauren Groff
@legroff.bsky.social
Writer
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This is really good to see: Miki Sherrill just put out a statement sharply criticizing the Senate Dems' pending cave in the government shutdown, ripping it as "malpractice" and a betrayal of the people who are "counting on us to fight for them." Sherrill knows what drove her victory. Wake up, Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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As the owner of an independent bookstore, I must ask all of y'all to do the opposite of this forever and ever, amen.
I am not allowed to buy more books until I read the ones I already own
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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“I saw someone coming toward me through the twilight on the road ahead, a skinny man in a glowing white shirt, and dread rushed into me.” New short fiction by Lauren Groff: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/11/10/mother-of-men-fiction-lauren-groff
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Women should have jobs, but Ross Douthat shouldn’t.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hope the centrists learned a hard lesson last night. No more reaching across the aisle to people who have been spitting in our faces for decades. Run young people, run socialists, run on actionable ideas that seek to make our lives better.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The Pentagon has failed seven audits in a row and the DoD has confirmed nearly $11 billion in fraud in just 7 years. But the concern is the poorest Americans abusing the average $342 monthly alotment. foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-...
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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GOP: I can't believe Dems are trying to stop us from taking away your healthcare. Just for that, no food for you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you’re still a Republican or a billionaire after all this, I’m sorry to say that you’re absolutely going to hell.

Don’t yell at me. Take it up with Jesus Christ. They’re his rules.
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
16 million children rely on SNAP benefits. Republicans are literally stealing the food out of babies’ mouths.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The firings and SNAP failures are just a reminder that Republicans are willing to let people starve so they can continue to deny people healthcare.
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Straight up plagiarism can ALSO help you beat writer’s block!
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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the flaw in the touch-the-stove plan was, always, the lack of endgame. It gets exhausting to repeat it, but you cannot strong-arm a party that likes it when the government is shut down.
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Been wrong before but demolishing part of the White House while prices rise, the government is shut down, and health premiums are about to go through the roof? Might break through
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If a bunch of Republicans like the ones on the NYT Editorial board want Dems to move center-wise, that’s exactly what we should NOT be doing.
I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stop using AI. Stop using it NOW.
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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To become dependent on ChapGPT is to evacuate yourself from your own life.

YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Made a pilgrimage to @thelynxbooks.bsky.social to be in conversation with @legroff.bsky.social about Fonseca and it was all amazing! She’s a #penelopefitzgerald fan!
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM